[waterhog]

DAY 13 IN A FEW WORDS

day 13 started at the Barbour's,
Tom had a trim, on buttery he said it harbor's.
then we got steamy with fay in the shower,
theJoe started to sweat, dose Faye have special power.
poor old Alex is starting to fade,
just like her obsessive tanning, it just don't meet the BB grade.
back to the yes and no game and BB said a ta-toe is in need,
how was Faye meant to no it rubbed off, from saying yes she was freed.
onto hum-our, Heaven had to do a bungee jump,
the strength of this lady, never dose slump.
back to the no romance and the bore,
the boys are saying Rebecka has ruined and made Aden a BB bore.
now onto a story from Alex that will make you sick,
she did not wash her bed for 7 months, that's why she dose get no d??k.
the no-romance needed a kick, so BB told Aden not to speak,
Rebecka asked him if he wants to get in her knickers, FREAK.
onto Arron who's getting a bad vibe,
he gave Rebecka a foot mas-sarge, Aden thinks he's after his tribe.
maybe at last he No's he is being played,
but in Adens peanut brain, a kiss and cuddle is only delayed.
who had the bottle for nominations to be shown,
most voted against it, back stabbing comments blown.
food and drink is BB gift for a 4 out of 5 pass,
this means they will eat well, pure class.
have a drink and get used to good living,
how long will it be before BB is unforgiving.
Adens put his foot in one more fine mess,
he told Maisy about her visible spot, the rest you can guess.
Harry and Jay decided to identity switch,
this was funny hum-our and very rich.
back to Aden, and to Maisy has just confessed,
he's only a 19 year old boy and everyone is dumping on him, hes depressed.
so he's back to Rebecka the normal way,
she don't want to go Friday, the game is back in play.
Faye and Tom had a massive Bust,
she called him a dick head, gone is the no lust.
now the lowest of the low and it sealed Rebecka's fate,
why Heaven was trying to calm Faye down, Rebecka had a dig about bed-gate.
then a laugh on her bed and a horrible snigger,
you have just crucified yourself and pulled your own trigger.
Rebecka said she is a trained council-er, is her company shamed,
because if she dose never work again her BB experience can be blamed.
let theJoe end with Aden, more fool then boy,
he said "love you" to Rebecka and that comment brang laughter and joy.



(thiese are the words that summed day 13 up form the joe < but what do you think would best describe day 13 ?)

[Saph]

watchable

[fingers]

Your spelling has become worse from Day 1!!!!

[Doodleydo]

edited.

[Deanjam]

Fun-tastic.

You said what 'word' sums up day 13. So why did we get a fucking essay?!