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susieq · 12-08-2002, 10:11 PM

Found this on Digital Spy. I think it's sooo funny - or perhaps I've just got a warped sense of humour. Remember guys - IT'S A JOKE!!!

Jonny's health in serious decline
Tomorrows Cleveland News carries an article on Jonny from Big Brother. It quotes several close friends in the article who are concerned about him after his BB experience. Since returning from London he has not ventured out of his parents house, and this week things have got much worse, he now rarely speaks to outsiders.

One friend said "He has not been himself, and although he has spoken to several papers and radio stations, it has all been done by phone, but he rants about the others. He will not leave the house at all. He spends most of the time sat in the garden drinking, he does not usually get out of bed until the afternoon. His parents are very concerned, and his behaviour has changed dramatically since the weekend. He has even asked his parents to set him daily tasks. They went along with the idea, and on Sunday he spent seven hours making a puppet of Alex. When he finished it he set fire to it and urinated on it. He also keeps going into the garden shed, and talks to himself there. He calls it the Diary Room"

Another friend adds "It's his wild mood swings that are worse, he is completely unpredictable. The local GP came to see him, and when he saw Jonny, the GP held out his hand to greet him. Jonny grabbed him by the neck, screaming "I'm gonna kill you, you Scottish git", it took almost 20 minutes to calm him, Dr Patel was very shaken. He was watching TV on another occasion and the band Blue came on, he just hurled his bowl of chickpea soup at the TV. Only a few days before that he had thrown his portable TV out of his bedroom window after he saw Alex in an ad for OK magazine."

"One thing none of us can mention is Kate. At the eviction night party, he asked for her phone number and address, but the phone number she gave him is the recorded Recipe of the Day, and all his flowers and letters he keeps sending are being returned, saying address not known.This is why he always answers the phone, he just hopes its her, you can see him filling up when he discovers its someone selling double-glazing"

A colleague from his Fire Station said "Joanne, Jonnys girlfriend, is getting to breaking point. He has asked her to dye her hair blond with long dark roots, and start wearing lots of make-up and cheap clothes. She did this but refused to wear her bikini in the house. He is also dreading Friday, as he thinks he is up for eviction, and will be asked to leave the house. His parents keep telling him it's his home and he cannot leave."

"We all hope it won't be too long before the old Jonny emerges, joking and dancing all the time. We all have our fingers crossed".