[waterhog]

DAY 29

day 29 started,
the same way as day 28 ended,
boring unintelligent Jay and Louise in bed,
then Jay done something where real lady's would be offended.
Arron was in a mood,
silent treatment to the group,
they said he's on one,
sound loop.
the top gangster was speculating,
while Louise said her and Jay are going to cool,
but you will see at the end,
she's a silly fool.
Aden made some good use,
in the bath he was washing the cutlery,
Harry and Anton were in there saying about Anton,
theJoe is getting bored utterly.
time for action from the gangster,
Arron is a dick head and he is going to rid,
Anton said he is batman and Arron the joker,
more proof he is no gangster but a kid.
Tom and Alex stepped into the time zone,
all things Christmas was the topic,
while Jay, Louise and Anton criticized Arron,
picking up on him bringing Tea to Louise, that's just petty and microscopic.
Jay was banging on,
something about prison and depression,
this was Alex's best bit,
she done a quite funny Jay impression.
Arron and Fay were getting cosy,
on the bed they were resting,
Maisy decided to jump on them,
her social skills need testing.
i don't no if Louise is ill,
i think she has something wrong upstairs,
but she clearly said no snogging and her own bed,
can anyone else see this, or is it, who cares.
Maisy was thinking,
she Aired her eviction thought in the diary room,
while Faye was outside crying,
she was in a place of doom.
dim Tim this represents Alex's contribution,
well her and Louise were thinking parents approval,
i am sorry but if any of them were mine,
i would leave them in the rubbish for removal.
Maisy got ready,
she was to leave big brother,
while Jay was trying to work Arron out,
he thought being up for eviction would help him discover.
hands up theJoe,
this bit is now a bit Grey,
i could not hear correctly,
but they think they are on a show called Jay Macray.
now back to the future,
we have already seen the kickers,
Fay was deep in thought,
and as Maisy left , she was highlighting the gap to see her knickers.
a lovely treat now,
but i have a feeling it will blister,
someone entered and critazized Fay smoking,
it was only mrs mussel,Fay sister.
the grand tour was shown,
Fay showed Gem the BB room plan,
while dirty Harry said its friends by association,
he don't need a brain scan.
it was then the gangster talk,
but not from the 2 you expected,
Arron feels it is time for war with Jay,
but him and dirty Harry talked noms, and a self suicide from Jay was not objected.
back now to mrs power,
little sister Fay was justifying smoking,
only when i drink Fay said,
it feels like my big sister is controlling and choking.
the snide Tom told Alex,
they need someone with them who they can associate,
Alex can get away with that,
but bitchy is Toms downfall that i calculated.
they did conclude a good point,
Gem will ruin Faye time,
onto guessing Gems age,
but Faye wins on Looks, that's a crime.
into the toilet,
not to do the normal squeezing and huffing,
Fayes got to rebel,
so her and Arron done some secret puffing.
Arrons feeling the big sister,
she hates me he did conclude,
so they done a blatant snog,
was this controlling or sh-rude.
back to the D_R for Faye,
her sister she did brag,
rows are normal,
but shes looking forward to being best mates, no nag.
good advice from Arron,
he warned Aden its death by association,
you will be dropped by Anton,
opps they just spoke about the dreaded nomination.
mr mussel Jay and Mrs dumb Louise,
were generalizing,
its very sad for Maisy,
but Gem has got balls for going in, for her sister it could be demoralizing.
it went a bit strange,
to herself Faye was having a natter,
Anton had a sarcastic dig,
his BB ash's i want to scatter.
to the D-R Gem explained,
Arrons shy and quiet,
she herself feels weired,
her and her sister up bringing is sure to cause a rivory riot.
a very competetive lady,
that's theJoe's feeling of Gem,
she said herself she wants to be the best at everything,
a competition is big brothers stem.
that's it, day 29,
theJoe presents,
and just like the great Jonty from bit on the side,
i hope you have all suffered in me explaing day 29 events.



(that was day 29 or how theJoe saw it < if you have any problems please dont list them here report me to offcom lol

my second day of sticking with prince harry to win < hes the most normal one in there- whos your winner at this point ? or is it still way to early to spot a winner?)

[Poppy****]

Harry perhaps.

[waterhog]

poppy i love you >< will you marry thejoe lol