[waterhog]

DAY 31

its day 31,
and yes it dose need logging,
because every day starts with,
Mr mussel and Louise snogging.
a pop outside,
for a quick drag,
Mr Mussel is telling the gangster about Louise,
she has not got the vocabulary to be a slag.
Louise confides to Tim slim but dim,
she can start being herself with Jay, and its a good clue,
i think she was preparing to be a celebrity,
her new status or reference will be Jlou.
Mr kiss by night was chatting to the sneak Tom,
his love for Fay will prevent him from being free to Rome,
we are talking about a number of weeks,
but he has confessed he is now ready to move home.
a board with prizes did shock,
everyone got the chance to hit like Boris Becker,
Alex got a cookery ban and the wannabe gangster got his bus fare home,
but the sneak Tom got the privilege of dinner with the awful Rebecka.
out of nowhere a pen and paper,
i think the wannabe gangster rope Rebecka a romantic rap,
theJoe must be understanding that he's only 19,
but all i see is the Aden sap.
time for a bit of conflict,
Jem chose Jay to gym iron pump,
this might explain Louise's cooling off,
the stake at night with jay and it was not rump.
sister love was clear,
as Jem like i just said choose Jay to build up a puff,
Fay was not at all happy,
she are you serious and walked off in a huff.
so a little tiff,
Jem told Jay its not his fault,
Fay did not want to speak,
like a stiff whiskey she did malt.
in such a tizz wazz,
fay spoke about whats not allowed,
she clearly said put me up,
follow her advice and evict her please crowd.
a sense of hum-our,
did not go down like a treat,
when Jay said you will get fatter and me fitter,
Fay was more bitter then sweet.
while Jay and Jem worked out,
we heard salt and pepper but in our ear plugs,
Jem had a worry,
in her way was her own jugs.
miss Fay who reminds me of a brat,
felt the need to demand a kiss,
watch closely now,
because Arron done it in day light, that no one could miss.
prince Harry had a call,
his mummy was praising and did congratulate,
she so loves him,
and did adore banana-gate.
a bit of Tony Heart,
in tin foil Jay explained he dose not want a mate,
he wants more from Louise,
not just a BB date.
the wanna be gangster,
declared his love for Rebecka the witch,
Tom passed it on,
and them trying to communicate through a wall left me with a laughter stitch.
very jealous is our Rebecka,
if there are any other girls, then Aden she will batter,
her advice was to stop the friendship with Anton,
and to stop rapping,i am sure that will flatter.
into the D-R,
Aden did explain what true love is in this trip,
as soon as he is out,
he wants to start a real relationship.
Tom took a oath,
BB put a silence on which if broke will have consequences,
but i think this Tom dude,
will not be able to follow these sequences.
all were gathered,
there nominations were played on screen,
we all saw Anton trying to be a player gangster,
but seeing Fay nominate Arron did turn all green.
Arron face was classic,
he did boil and smoke,
Fay needed a ciggy,
and as you do, asked sis if she could choke.
the reaction from Fay was great,
she has lived here and is playing no game,
she is disgusted by just Harry,
but lucky for Arron she feels just the same.
to dinner now,
and a dress code that did shock,
Louise had a dressing gown,
and Jay had tight pants that just covered his cock.
the oyster did not sink,
it tore them both apart,
how romantic is this,
in bed Jay did loudly fart.
a conclusion now,
Jem said a statement that did shame,
after seeing nominations
she thinks she no's who's playing a game.
that's day 31,
theJoe will end with a conclusive poll,
i hope everyone picks the option,
theJoe is mad and he needs a nurse to control.