[waterhog]

soap palace

welcome in,
this is theJoe's palace,
i will give my honest op-ion,
witch you may think is malice.
firstly i would like to respect,
my old friend is now history,
back in the day,
Eastender's started with the Reg cox death mystery.
has eastenders moved on,
or is it still controversial,
a very big part is a Asian family,
but this is not only a anti racism commercial.
we also have gangland,
and the boss's son who is homosexual,
Phill no's every deal in the east-end,
but with family issues, he is just not intellectual.
whats happening in the street,
up north is it any brighter,
Shaun and Sophie are doing my nut in,
and the John murders are not any lighter.
yes Fizz is playing good,
miscarriage of justice do occur,
i would rather watch this,
then the pathetic fake lesbian blur.
over at the farm,
2 Lady's are drinking from the cup that's fury,
and just like Shaun and his partner from corri,
its boring and predictable and like i said blurry.
Amy and her mess,
well theJoe thinks that's gripping,
you all must no i love the cain,
that's why Emerdale i am never skipping.
is Syed baby real,
or is Yusif's plan concrete,
he has planted in Chritians head,
Syed is full of lies and deceit.
at the farm, the street and the eastend,
they all copy,
i really don't like this,
i want to end and lay down the follow the leader poppy.


(AS YOU CAN SEE THEJOE IS A BIG FAN OF ALL 3 AND I LOVE THEM ALL, WHAT I GET BORED WITH IS WHEN THEY ALL COPY EACH OTHER AS I EXSPLAIN IN MY POEM, DOSE ANYONE ELSE SEE WHERE I AM FROM OR IS IT A JOE THING ? AND NO NURSE JOKES OR MEDICATION JOKES, NURSE RACHET HAS JUST BEEN IN AND TOPPED ME UP AND I DONT NEED TO BE CHECK FOR 4 HOURS SHE SAID, I AM PLAYING CARDS WITH BILLY AND MANCHINI LATER, LETS HOPE I WIN.)

['Conor]

hollyoaks >

[waterhog]

conor - i dont think i have ever watched this < am i write in thinking its all school kids or younger people - if it is i dont think that will be my cup of tea either < thanks anyway mate.

['Conor]

its all ages really, its brilliant and so underrated and overlooked at the moment its the best soap.

[waterhog]

i will give it a go < thanks mate.