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Old 06-11-2011, 12:05 PM #1
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Default Favourite Simpsons Oner-Liners.

*No talk about how it's shit now*

Well you can extend it to a short series of quotes or something but you know. I just said one liners. I'll get the ball rolling :

"Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead?"

"No, I said he sleeps with the fishes"
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Not a one liner as such but still funny.
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