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Lisa is in a fowl mood after Richard served her the smallest helping of chicken at dinner... and it's not just his measly portion that's getting on her nerves.

At various points since supper she's labelled him a "********** knob", a "stupid t***" and said she wants him "out". And it was all because of poultry.

"He gave me the s******* bit of chicken, and he makes out I'm a ********** pig," she fumed. "He gave me the smallest plate, I had to eat three rounds of bread."

There were some lentils left over, but Lisa said: "I hate lentils, they're ********** s***."

"Stay calm, gorgeous," said Lea. But Lisa was anything but calm, as she worked herself up into a furious, foul-mouthed frenzy.

"I hate him. He starts huffing and puffing and makes out I'm a ********** fat greedy b******. I can't help it if I like food. I feel like pulling his face off."

"Don't say that, don't, don't," pleaded Lea, visualising Richard getting some kind of horrific, Scooby Doo-style comeuppance.

Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Richard was reciprocating Lisa's antagonism, but in a more laid-back manner. He lounged in the bath, covered in bubbles and wearing sunglasses and a silly hat (actually it wasn't a very silly hat, but he did look silly wearing it in the bath).

"She's incompetent, she can't express herself. It's just pathetic," he told Aisleyne. "She's looking to pick a fight. I'm not going to rise to it."