[CJ4Life]

Like the three witches of Macbeth, Nikki, Grace and Lisa ran to the Diary Room this evening to stir up a whole cauldron of mischief.


Originally on a booze mission, the trio turned to desperately hating Susie when Big Bro failed to magic up some grog.

"She is a snotty old posh bird and she don't like us," moaned Lisa. "She's making this house a boring place to be, and when I get bored... Grrrrrr."

"She doesn't like any of us," added Nikki.

"Apart from Aisleyne," cut in Grace.

"'Cos she sucked her bum," concluded Nikki.

Nikki didn't stop there and soon began having a pop at Big Brother. "You are turning this into the over-40s show. This is not Big Brother," she moaned, turning her attention back to Susie. "We need to shock the system. I was wearing see-through knickers last night and she almost had a heart attack. We're going to suck each other's nipples to shock her!"

"Shock her out of her first-class carriage," added Grace.

"Naked swimming tonight... You name it," said Lisa.

[lilmissnaughty]

If she hadn't nominated Grace and Nikki it would be a different story.