[coltranes]

There is something seriously fxxked up about what's going on.

Nikki: She is obssessed by how rank and scummy she is. The moment anyone doesn't worship her she seems to cry "it's because I'm so common". No love, it's because you're a seedy pile of wank, with a grotesque face.

Grace: Posh, my arse. Mum's called 'Alison', Stepdad's called 'Les' (the most pervy, yucky men's name in the book) No one who's posh has a step-dad called Les. Plus, genuine Sloane-rangers are born in London, they don't move there purely out of financial acquisitiveness.

Susie: Again, posh my arse. Her accent frequently slips. She is 'stage school' posh, which isn't the same thing. She's a fraud with a silicone albatross slung across her chest.

The only genuinely posh person in the house was George (and even he was upper-middle class rather than upper class).

Let's get things straight around here, OK?

Coltranes