[waterhog]

MR P AND JOE

I have just clicked and I do understand,
it is a genius idea and I want to shake his hand.
forget Iraqi, Africa's famine even UK street crime,
because Mr P will leave you as bitter as a lime.
I used to pity other nations,
that was until I done self examinations.
everything from politics, to healthcare even job numbers,
this MR P can convince us spuds are cucumbers.
what about destruction, will MR P self explode,
seen as he is writing the manual,its done in health and safety mode.
let me tell all the do gooders who want to save the planet,
I am going to tell you the difference, prepare to fan - it.
its £80 a ton to send it to landfill,
£40 to recycle it, can you see MR P skill.
UK crime is one more statistic,
reading the papers is enough to send you ballistic.
what about the queen, dose MR P respect,
its all working together, Freddie M song was so correct.
please everyone, just open your eyes and don't just panda,
I am Joe and the UK is the best, but be aware of MR p and his propaganda.

(NOW I AM NOT SURE IF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IN THIS POEM BECAUSE I AM NOT EVEN SURE AND I WROTE IT LOL BUT I AM JUST SICK OF THE WAY WE ARE MANIPULATED - IS ANYONE ELSE OR HAVE WE GOT THE BEST PRESS IN THE WORLD AND WE ARE ONLY FED TRUE STUFF ? ONE THIS IS FOR SURE - FREDDIE M WAS THE BEST AND NOONE WILL EVER COME NEAR TO IT - SURLY WE CAN AGREE ON THAT LOL ?)