[waterhog]

I beg of you ch5

I will start positive,
because this is a new year,
under the bridge are the 2 that were negative,
and well wiped away is the tear.
so you are back big brother,
but have you learnt from your mistakes,
are you going to only focus on one or the other,
so everyone's head shakes.
back in the days I remember the fun in the tasks,
and missions that were hidden,
but now on ch5 it has masks,
anything but brain dead boring drivel is forbidden.
i have hated it on five,
and yes i have complained,
it has and did not thrive,
and with my anger i needed to be restrained.
yes there is plenty more,
and my god it better arrive,
just copy the format from ch four,
and it will be your ch5 drive.
why oh why did you get Barry,
your advert is a utter sham,
this man in eastenders could not carry,
I hope it is not one more deadwood slam.