[Kate!]

The players have all given the Bachelor access to their innermost thoughts by supplying him with extracts from their personal Diaries, so he can get to know them better!

All entries for this challenge are posted separately below, same as last time, don't vote until all entries are posted, or your vote will be VOID.

Vote for the contestants who have made the best effort in your opinion, you may vote for up to 5 ladies

Voting is now open.....go!!!

[Kate!]

Firstly, Juliet has been unable to submit a Diary Entry at this time due to personal circumstances/family commitments so will face Bachelor's question time alongside the two or more ladies who score least in the above Poll. As before, Bachelor's Question Time is a separate "challenge" and not being able to take part in the Diary task won't impact on the Bachelor's decision.

[Kate!]

Amber Gashflap

Dear Diary...........

First crush aged 7: My first crush was with a boy in primary school. It transpired that "he was an evil little bastard" and he cut all my hair off in registration. He punched me in the face too. I was 7yrs old. He was awful.

First heartbreak: My first heartbreak was when I found out my boyfriend of 3yrs was a violent hostage keeper. He kept me in his mothers garden shed and abused me with garden gnomes, twice daily. It wouldn't have been so bad, but it was a gnome with a crooked hat. It was horrific.

First time drunk!: The first time I was drunk was at my dogs wedding in the garden. We had a pitbull and he married the neighbors collie cross, one fine summers day. I drank two bottles of vodka and ran around my garden screaming that aliens wanted my vagina for probing. I was 17.

Hopes, dreams and ambitions: My hopes for the future is to find someone I can spend the rest of my life with. To have beautiful children and a wonderful husband who puts his family first. One true ambition of mine is to move to Australia and set up a foundation for Kangaroos.

Holidays: My first holiday I remember was in Disneyland Paris. I sat on Mickey Mouse's knee and he whispered in my ear, ''Je vais avoir des relations sexuelles avec Daisy Duck derričre le dos de Donald et mon dieu, elle caquette comme une pute''.

I was 5 and didn't really know what he was talking about.

Family Christmas's: There's been so many brilliant Christmas's that I couldn't actually tell you about just one. Christmas with my family is magical. We get together and we have a really good time.

18/21 Birthday. Nothing spectacular happened on my 18th Birthday. President Bush popped over for a little holiday and invited me out for dinner with his family. They were delightful.The kids went back to the hotel and me and George partied til the early hours of the morning. I had a really nice time.

My 21st was a completely different story. I was being raped by a crooked hatted gnome in a shed in Bromley.

Kate's comment: Amber has been very honest here, she has summed up her diary over the years in a very moving way, rather than reveal specific entries, which were quite traumatic as you can no doubt imagine.

[Kate!]

Annalise Jackson

Dear Diary.......

First crush:I have a crush on a celebrity, Dear Diary. His name is Jamie Foxx and he is fine! Just between you and I, Diary, I wouldn't kick him outta bed for eating crisps.

First heartbreak:My friends asked me today have I ever had my heart broken, dear Diary, my reply was this...."I do the heartbreaking, not the other way around. I make sure to break up with them before they do me."

First time drunk!:My bff Latisha got drunk at a party tonight and threw up in the bushes. Disgusting. I've never been drunk, dear Diary, as I view myself above doing something like that.

Hopes, dreams and ambitions: Dear Diary.... I have been thinking and what I want most in life is to be rich and live comfortably. To have many servants who do everything and are at my beck and call.

Holidays: Dear Diary...I wish I could go somewhere sunny for a while. The best holidays are when you go somewhere and just relax. Can't say I've had many of those, but with new found money and fame that is what I plan on doing in the future.

Family Christmas's: Dear Diary: I do not know who my parents are and know of no other family and my foster parents died in a fire, so I usually spend Christmas alone

18/21 Birthday. Dear Diary, I have no close family and friends, Latisha dropped me when I told her she was a disgusting drunk, as I said, so I spent those days alone. They were fun enough though because I spend the day treating myself to nice things.

Kate's comment: Annalise has really opened her heart to the Bachelor here, it seems she trusts him, despite her sad past. Could he be the one to make her smile again?

[Kate!]

Fleur Titfanny

Dear Diary.........

First crush Was a boy on my street. I say boy, he was 16 and certainly had all the qualities of a man. He played rugby for the school and he played centre as well as being the centre of my attention for quite some time. Let me tell you, the dreams I had are not suitable for this show. Who knows, maybe one day, I will tell all.

First heartbreak Was over my first crush, while we enjoyed some flirting and the eye contact sent sensations down my spine. It turned out he preferred one of his team mates over me. I was distraught, but believed at the time I might have been the one he would turn for.

First time drunk! I was 14 years old and what a night that was. We partied till early hours in the morning, everyone laughed and danced like they were true celebrities. Later I woke up in bed with my best friend, we were undressed and not fully aware of what we might have done to each other. We haven't spoken of that night since then, but I have never forgotten how special it felt the following morning.

Hopes, dreams and ambitions One of my first dreams and ambitions was to take this rugby lad (my first crush) to bed with his best mate from the same rugby team. The things I had planned for with these two in my head, sent me high with incredible sexual pleasure. My main ambition now is to complete my new book based on what it feels like to be with a man. To arose the man, to touch the man in places he's only dreamed of. It's sure to be a top seller. I also have high hopes on traveling to many cities across the world and riding in an helicopter over them.

Holidays I like to travel and I like to explore every opportunity that's out there. There's nothing more I love than to go out into the world and live our the 'other half' live, whether that's full of the riches or getting down with the locals and learning their way of life.

My ideal holiday is Hawaii and although I've seen many places, I'm saving my Hawaiian trip for when I'm with the right man. We will take in every pleasure very slow and make this trip so memorable that we'll be wanting to do it time and time again.

Family Christmas's I'm a family girl and one of my favourite things to do at Christmas is spend it with my loved ones. Nothing beats the open log fire, everyone sat around listening to festive tunes and acting merry on the fruits of alcohol. I'm fortunate to have a family who go out of their way to make each Christmas the best one yet. The typical Christmas celebrations that others pine to be a part of.

18th Birthday. My 18th birthday was special because I spent it with my friends in Blackpool. We rode the 'big one' and we danced along to Bucks Fizz and Steps in the Blackpool Horseshoe Show Bar. Blackpool may be downright dirty to some people. The art of a good time in Blackpool, is to know where to go and how to have the right fun.

My 21st birthday was in Ibiza where we did things on the basis of what happens there stays there. Although I was tempted to go back a few more times and re-live that particular pleasure, being the loyal person I am, I stayed true to my word.

Kate's comment: Fleur has also really opened her heart here and shared many memories with the Bachelor, I am sure he now has a much deeper insight into her character.

[Kate!]

InOne your votes are Void

Read the first post in thread please.

[Suze]

at Amber's Diary. And I did a quick google translate Annalise playing the sympathy card?

[Kate!]

Holly Bush

Dear Diary...............

18th June
I think I'm in love with my best friend Sally Anne, Am I lesbian??? Tomorrow I will make a move, sooooo nervous!

19th June
Sally Anne is no longer my best friend Turns out she's definitely not a lesbian :/ I think she hates me now,
Will never leave my house again.

21st June
Mother says I have to go to school, so plan for never leaving the house again has failed. Dreading going to school
today

21st June
What a horrible day at school, everyone was calling me a dyke, bought bottle of vodka to drown my sorrows........

22nd June
After drinking the bottle of vodka last night and shagging 3 boys from school, have realised I'm not actually a
lesbian! Have earned the new nickname of slag now, still better than being called dyke

14th August
Decided today I want to become an actress when I grow up, either that or a porn star

20th August
Off on holiday to Ibiza today with Maggie and kelly. We're having a competition to see who can sleep with the most
men.

30th August
I won the bet, pity the prize was a nasty crab infestation :/

26th December
Got a mobile phone for Christmas, so excited! It's tiny, only the size of a small brick!

1st October
18th birthday today, have a party planned for later can't wait!

2nd October
Oh my head! Can't remember much about the party last night, sign of a good night..........wait.......this isn't my
bed........who the hell is that beside me...........ew........must have been really drunk last night.[/QUOTE]

Kate's comment: Well well, our lovely Holly has a very naughty side. I am sure the Bachelor will be able to control her, or he may enjoy the wildness of Miss Bush

[Kate!]

Lia Tortellini

Dear Diary..............

First crush - The first person I had a crush on was my GP when I was 15. I was often making up problems and illnesses with myself just as an excuse for going to see him.

First heartbreak - When I tried it on with my GP and he backed away and said something about him losing his licence. I cried for days.

First time drunk! - When I was 18 I tried tequila in a club with some friends, I had loads of it and ended up so drunk I woke up in a Marks & Spencers the next morning.

Hopes, dreams and ambitions - To one day meet a man who will love me and feed me grapes every day, to overcome my shyness.

Holidays - When I was 11 I went to Australia for a 2 week holiday with my family, I had a great time, it was a lovely place. Saw a few dolphins and stuff.

Family Christmas's - Family Christmasses have always been the same, all of us sat around the table enjoying the food, the TV, etc. But one that stands out for me was when I was 17. There was lots of arguing between my family and my mother started threatening everyone with the carving knife. We were all terrified but fortunately none of us got hurt (apart from my younger brother, he got his fingers slashed a bit.)

18/21 Birthday. - I celebrated my 18th birthday round my friend's house. My family were all split apart and weren't talking to eachother, so I was living with this friend at the time. She made a nice Victoria sponge cake and we had a bit of wine, it was a relatively small celebration. For my 21st, my family had patched things over a bit, so we had a celebration round the house and there was banners, balloons and everything. Later that night I went out to this club me and my friends regularly went to, and I was shocked to find it was renamed "The Lia Tequila". A very amazing, and surprising, birthday present. Everyone in the club celebrated and it was a very enjoyable day.

Kate's comment: Lia has a very interesting family, clear to see from these insights gleaned from her diaries. Note to self: Must try a Lia Tequila or three

[Kate!]

Suzy Layton

Dear Diary...............

First crush Eeeh, I'm 17, and I have my first real deep and meaningful crush! He's a hunky, adorable Irish bloke. Swoon. Turns out though, when I met up with him recently for a drink, that he's on the different bus to myself, WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT EY? Eeeh, I'm a kidda I am, what am I like? Eek. Blush.

First heartbreak Now Diary dearest...you know, I've never been heart-broken, most of my relationships happened for a reason, as did my break-ups....sigh. (Suzy's comment on this Diary Entry: Oh, the memories....I will be heartbroken if the Bach turns me down.)

First time drunk I had a party for my 12th birthday tonight, my sister put vodka in my irn bru, LOL. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Hopes, dreams and ambitions Diary I must confess, I have been thinking about the future. I want to marry a handsome rich bachelor and have his babies.

Holidays Dearest Darleeeng Diary, bought a cd with my pocket money today. "From Paris to Berlin and every disco I get in, my heart is pumping for love." That's me in a nutshell

Family Christmas's What do I think of Christmas, oh Diary. Christmas, EW, no. Not in the Layton house-hold!!!

18/21 Birthday.Diary, I could tell you what I got up to tonight but you would blush. I got pissed to the point of passing out, I'm a rebel. I shall say no more......

Kate's comment: Suzy is a real live wire that's for sure. The Bachelor would never be bored in her company.

[Kate!]

Tamzin Holloway

Dear Diary................

July 17th 2000
It was a fine summers day today. It's not often us London girls have The sun beaming down at us. Today was the start of the last week of school. Thank god because Year 7 has been one long year at BobsYourUncle Accademy. Anyway, lemme speed up to the important bit,so on to the chase yeah.. It was time for P.E, but with it being very hot,me and a number of the girls decided to take it easy and suntan laying on the beautiful grass. It's something I hope can become abit of an end of school summer tradition amongst us, as it was really fun under the sun. This is going to be remembered however, as the moment that my eyes met a boy like no other. He had just finished playing football so he had his top off drinking water. The sweat on his body just made his chest look even more stunning. He was unfortunately two years older than me. I felt so nervous but I decided I should try to say hi. Just as I shuffled to get up,I saw another girl approaching him from the distance. I backed away and I saw him hug her and wrap his arm around her. They walked off into what seemed like the sunset. It was pretty much like a scene from a movie. I saw that I hate being shy. I hated just watching him go by without even muttering a word towards him. I hated seeing him having my hopes dashed in front of my very eyes. How many girls have their first crush and heartbreak moment at the exact time? :'(
I hope one day this changes,I hope one day I end up gathering some sort of confidence,I hope one day I get the hot guy to myself and I manage to live happily ever after. Chances are these hopes and dreams are exactly that though..hopes and dreams.

Who knows...Life could be worse I suppose. A huge attack could happen next year killing a ****load of people and tarnishing a whole religion's reputation to the world.....................lol Nah, won't happen.

September 11th 2001
I lost my uncle today. He left a small child in this cruel world I....I dunno what to say. Errrm Yeah. That's all

January 28th 2004
Tiday I hag 3 ****s of Vodba and 6 Vodksaz Rew Bukkl. OMH I SI DRUBNK. I an 17. I an bif gird now. Dobt looj at mew lije thay diary.

August 5th 2009 15:35
Just landed in Ayia Nappa with the girls. OMG. I am so EXCITED! I am also 21 TODAY! you obviosuly know that already Diary...Right? Anyway. woooowoowoowoowoow.
Will update in abit......It could get messy
6:00am
I..am...dead

August 6th 2009 09:30
I awake next to, a big boobed Brunette on my left and a ugly bald man in what I think is a Liverpool top. Where is Daddy when I need him? . After checking his phone I see his name is Dave Purcey.....Time to leave the room I think.

December 25th 2009 23:30
This is an emotional entry. Today obviously was Christmas. Christmas is a time to spend with the family and that was exactly what I done. One little one shined though today. My 1 year old nephew. I spent so much time with him today it was heart warming. From his smile when you pinch his cheeks to his look when his mummy says he can't have any ice cream until his brussel sprouts are finished...it was just magical seeing all of it. It has made me realise there is alot more to life than going out, drinking abit and all this social media or diary stuff, which I use to vent my frustrations or simply to make me feel better about who I am. Today has shown me exactly life is about. I think it is time I do find that right person for me. Having a little family isn't as bad as I first thought maybe. I will forever thank Christmas Day, for managing to show me what really matters in life.

This is therefore my very last Diary entry. This doesn't mean I regret my last few years or the fact I wasted my school days being pretty shy. I don't regret anything. A quote my daddy taught me was "Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets." That doesn't mean it isn't time to change however. After today, I think it is time Tamzin Holloway took her life abit more seriously. Mr. Right could just be next door after all

Thanks for all the memories Diary, but it is good bye & good night. I look forward to looking back through you one day when I am in my thirties or so, and seeing just how much I may have changed. I'll miss you.


P.S
Here is a photo my 10 year old cousin today who's great father we lost in 2001. I wish I could be as strong as this boy one day

*insert pretendimage lol*
Tamzin
xxxxxx

Kate's comment: If Tamzin doesn't win the heart of the Bachelor, she could make a very good living as a writer, she is funny and self deprecating. BTW:Any resemblance to any Tibb member in the above is PURELY COINCIDENCE......get the lawyers on the phone NOW!!!

[Kate!]

Voting open.

[Suze]

Voted Did my quota of five.

[Kate!]

Comments will be appreciated by the contestants, as well as votes

[Kate!]

bump for votes, plenty of people online, c'mon.

[Suze]

A lot might need dragging out the CBB forum, Kate.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Suze

A lot might need dragging out the CBB forum, Kate.

I will bump this again later on

[Glenn.]

Amber is now my favorite. Poor Donald Duck

Amber FTW!!!

[Ammi]

Voted

[Glenn.]

Gonna bump this for people to vote.

[Benjamin]

Will read through the diary entries now.

[Kate!]

Bump for more votes.

[Kate!]

Last call for votes, cmon people. pick your faves

[Kate!]

ooooh we have a few more votes

[Kate!]

Can a mod lock the vote please

Hi all.

The diary entries were all fantastic, gave me some right good laughs. Thanks for efforts guys. Unfortunately it's now time to reveal who will be facing Bachelor's Question Time, as revealed by the poll....

Juliet de Rose, Fleur Titfanny and Suzy Layton.....the Bachelor has some very probing questions for you. Please pm me your responses. Thank you.

Over to you Bachelor.....