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Future Jobs/Life for the housemates (tongue in cheek)

Jonny
Ringleader at a circus. He is still engaged to his girlfriend. Every night he goes into his shed were he secretly fantasises over his photos of kate. He returns to his house were he says to Joanne "I am sure Kate will call, I know its been 5 years, but she has been very busy"

Lee
A pimp

Alex
Runs off to live in the mountains in Canada, with Felix from Liechtenstein, where he gets a job as a cleaner at the local school. He entertains the children, by playing the Accordion, in his spare time.

Alison
Looses 3 stone for a TV programme, which flops and 3 months later is 4 stone heavier. She later gets a job as a clown.

Lynne
Retreats to live in the Highlands in Scotland, she becomes a recluse, who only ventures out the house to buy a bottle of gin.

Adele
A bouncer at a nightclub. She gets in a fight, after someone offered to buy her a drink. She accused him of being an ar*e licker. She does 10 months for GBH.

Kate
Brings out a fitness video, around Christmas time. 6 months later she is seen on channel 5's 'Family Affairs', were she is an extra. In her spare time she is employed by Spencer as a cleaner, and ahem.... extra duties!

Sandy
Works at Selfridges, and is exactly the same. Awwwwwwwwww bless him.

Spencer
Becomes a member of Deans band. Were they have a Number 5 hit in Andorra. Spencer shares a flat with PJ, there are rumours that they are in a 'relationship' together. But they deny this?

Sunita
Can't think of anything, Can you?

Tim
Shortly after leaving Big Brother house Tim becomes a Conservative MP and does very well. The Tories get back in to power, were he is on the cabinet and he introduces a law that means all proud gingers are beheaded. Two years later he joins New 'new' Labour were he becomes Prime Minister and takes over the world!

PJ
Goes on holiday to Tonga, were he falls in love with a male spiritualist, who teaches him how to let his innerself out. He admits that is 'laddish' behaviour was a mask to hide his true self. A new PJ returns from Tonga, a PJ who is very in touch with his feminine side, and he's camper then Brian!

Jade
Is so psychologically disturbed by Big Brother, that she sues them and wins 2 million pounds. She then marries Nasty Nick who divorces her a year later and gets half the money.

Sophie
Any ideas????????

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Sunita
Moves abroad to France where after 5 yearsshe applies for the French BB, and she wins it. Does this tell us ahything!

Sophie
Marries a hippy, and she becomes 'Psychic Sophie'. She tours the country in a caravan were she predicts the future for people.