[Kate!]

Welcome to Tibb TV, we are live on air, please do not say ****, bollocks or ****.....



So......gorgeous Fleur Teelicious is out of the running for the Bachelor's heart, but we are pleased to have her here for an interview, she is a legend.

Hello Fleur

[Visage]

Hey you...

[Kate!]

....sorry, my Internet access went off....

Fleur, did you enjoy your time on the Bachelor?

[Visage]

Indeed I did, it was hilarious and lots of fun.

[Kate!]

What was your favourite task, and what did you find the most difficult about the experience?

[Visage]

My favourite task has to be the meal with the Bachelor.

The most difficult task was acting like a true slut. I had heard the Bachelor was looking for a slut, not to marry or spend the rest of his days with, but basically he wanted a maid in the morning, a nurse in the afternoon and a rugby player in the evening.


I didn't know when I was coming or going at times.

[Visage]

I really enjoyed the 'Night Out' and the 'Heaven Scent' challenges too.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Visage

My favourite task has to be the meal with the Bachelor.

The most difficult task was acting like a true slut. I had heard the Bachelor was looking for a slut, not to marry or spend the rest of his days with, but basically he wanted a maid in the morning, a nurse in the afternoon and a rugby player in the evening.


I didn't know when I was coming or going at times.

[Kate!]

Were you surprised to make the final?

[Visage]

I was surprised to make the semi, never mind the final.


I've been dreaming of that black rose for days now.

[Kate!]

AWWW.

What did you think of the Bachelor's family and friends and who did you get on with the best?

[Visage]

They are fantastic, if not a little odd..



I loved his mother. She reminded me of Joannie 'Nan' Taylor from The Catherine Tate Show. Boy did she have a mouth on her. She had me in hysterics.

[Kate!]

What's next for Fleur Teelicious then?

[Visage]

I've been offered jobs from Eastenders to appearing on this year's I'm A Celebrity.

I don't fancy the idea of eating kangaroo penis, not when it's a dead one anyway. So I'll make a decisions on that later this month.

In Eastenders they contacted me saying they had created a character just for me Fleur Teelicious. I was very eager to learn more, that was until they said I was going to be shagging dead bodies. They have this new story coming up where one red headed devil starts digging up ex Enders characters. My first shag was going to be Dennis Watts (No not the dirty one) which I knew I could do, but when they mentioned Arthur Fowler and Pete Beale I started to gag!


So I don't know what I will do.

All this talk of dead Kangaroo penis and dead Arthur Fowler's has put me in a right tizz, I can tell ya...

[Glenn.]

[Kate!]

well, it's been loving having you Fleur, all the best for the future, I am sure Mr Right is out there

Visage....last question goes to you. Sum up the whole experience with one of your awesome emoticons .......

Thank you so much for all your hard work and enthusiasm too

[Visage]

Let me say it's been a great game and it's open my eyes up a little, I never thought I could pull off been a woman. I did pull it off right...?


I went through many emotions during the game.

Mainly this one.....



Then when Holly had a bash at me I was doing this to her and she never knew....



The evening with the Bachelor left me feeling....



When I saw Amber and Holly were my opponents in the last challenge I went a little psycho like this...



But to sum it up in one emotion (like you asked..) then this has to be the most appropriate one....



And to you Kate for all your hard work in this I have this message....

[Kate!]

oh, I am all emotional now....I will miss our daily pm chats, lol. Bet you won't miss me mithering you though.

Thank you times a million

[Visage]

Why do they have to stop...?

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Visage

Why do they have to stop...?

No, they don't actually silly me.

[Visage]

That's ma girl...

[Kate!]

See you later hunni, when the final result is announced, don't knwo when it will be though yet.....