[waterhog]

top 3 lady's on the farm i want to marry

i hope my views are not patronising,
hand on my heart, complements i am exercising.
what i want to do is draw your attention to the glam,
i am offering you honey roast, not cheap spam.
under my examination is charity,
i admit she is a bit mixed up, but a pass is my clarity.
the next is laurel sitting pretty on her perch,
i better not go there as after me already is the church.
Debbie is OK but there is no bounce like elastic,
you are lovely deb's, but for me to plastic.
not out of sympathy, i am going to get fizzy,
because inside and out, beautiful is our Lizzy.
Katy is OK but my boat she dose not float,
i would not turn her down, but i am hear to gloat.
Genesis is like Lizzy, and so reliable,
Gen you are on my list and very desirable.
who do i like, who are my lady's i want to marry,
i will tell you. and over the threshold me they can carry.
in last place with a stunning lisp is my 3rd wife,
Holly you are gorgeous, the signals in my head are rife.
just above you is Victoria,
OMG my head now has a rush of euphoria.
my number one wife who needs no fixing with a spanner,
god i love you, the one and only Hannah.
thank you Emmerdale, i hope my poem is good looking,
if 1-2 or 3 want to wed me, then the tell Ashley the church needs booking.

(hi everyone - i hope everyone can see beauty is in the eye of the beholder lol just love emmerdale )

[_Seth]

No-one cares.

[Callum]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No-one cares.

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[Scarlett.]

I'd wanna marry Lisa Dingle, I'd give 'er a right rogering

[bbfan1991]

Alicia, Chas and Debbie.

[Locke.]

Fittest girl in soap

[waterhog]

hello pasnip baby - how have you been ? long time no chat ? have you been avoiding me ? thats not very nice - but i will still send you a big kiss and forget it lol

please parsnip visit every post i do as i dont feel right without your input - i have missed you so much babes and so glad you feel the same and i can see that from you following my threads.

night night parsnip and big kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i am missing you

[Callum]

Originally Posted by madJOE

hello pasnip baby - how have you been ? long time no chat ? have you been avoiding me ? thats not very nice - but i will still send you a big kiss and forget it lol

please parsnip visit every post i do as i dont feel right without your input - i have missed you so much babes and so glad you feel the same and i can see that from you following my threads.

night night parsnip and big kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i am missing you

This is just spam, nobody called parsnip has even posted in this thread.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No-one cares.

sorry - this is the person i am calling parsnip -

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by madJOE

hello pasnip baby - how have you been ? long time no chat ? have you been avoiding me ? thats not very nice - but i will still send you a big kiss and forget it lol

please parsnip visit every post i do as i dont feel right without your input - i have missed you so much babes and so glad you feel the same and i can see that from you following my threads.

night night parsnip and big kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i am missing you

This post was more enjoyable to read. It didn't make me uncomfortable, if that's what you were intending. Not that I know what you look like, but yeah, I'm surprisingly never creeped out by your strange remarks like this.

[waterhog]

do you no what that shows ? our love is deep parsnip, and you following me everywhere has payed off and i now see how close i am to you. this is true love - parsnip i think me and you are heading for the church.

what colours have you got in mind babes > i no you like pink and thats your fave but i think that will be a bit OTT. all in white i say ?

chat on dog later babes -

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by madJOE

do you no what that shows ? our love is deep parsnip, and you following me everywhere has payed off and i now see how close i am to you. this is true love - parsnip i think me and you are heading for the church.

what colours have you got in mind babes > i no you like pink and thats your fave but i think that will be a bit OTT. all in white i say ?

chat on dog later babes -

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

with all due respect black dagger - its just between me and the love of my life parsnip - you wont get all the hidden jokes and only me and him will no it as we have so much in common and i lernt the true meaning of what a parsnip is lol

parsnip also helps me with my poetry and corrects me when i do bad ones as he clearly dose say on all my posts - i like to think of parsnip as my own hidden poem critic and he only wants the best for me and thats why his standards are so high.

i hope that explains it all black dagger - a warning - hads off my parsnip - he is all mine ok be warned lol