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12-02-2012, 01:25 PM
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Q:How many Man United fans does it take to change a lightbulb at Old Trafford?
A:Two, one to change the bulb and another to drive him up from London Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane? A: Diahorrea. Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manchester United Fan from Manchester, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50 note. Who gets it ? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures. Q: What do Manchester United Fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q Why are Man United hoping to build a 40 thousand seater stadium in Brighton A So they can be nearer their fan base Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.  Feel free to add some more folks!
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12-02-2012, 07:59 PM
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 Hopefully me introduction helps you get some comments on this thread
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12-02-2012, 09:08 PM
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12-02-2012, 09:32 PM
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^^^ Kevin Nolan i think
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12-02-2012, 10:48 PM
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lol
Obsessed much?
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12-02-2012, 10:57 PM
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Gosh even the Legend Killer couldn't get the thread off the ground
Mods please close i tried my best xxxxxx
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13-02-2012, 02:15 PM
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TIBB's RED DEVIL!!!
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Apparently United fans are the only ones not from the area where the football team they support is based, so I must be imagining seeing lots of Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool fans etc in the area that I live or people I know who support them
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