[Vodka Drinka]

Q:How many Man United fans does it take to change a lightbulb at Old Trafford?
A:Two, one to change the bulb and another to drive him up from London


Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea.


Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manchester United Fan from Manchester, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50 note. Who gets it ?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.


Q: What do Manchester United Fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q Why are Man United hoping to build a 40 thousand seater stadium in Brighton
A So they can be nearer their fan base



Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.




Feel free to add some more folks!

[Legend killer]

Hopefully me introduction helps you get some comments on this thread

[Vodka Drinka]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

Hopefully me introduction helps you get some comments on this thread

Is that Wayne Rooney?

[Legend killer]

^^^ Kevin Nolan i think

[Brother Leon]

lol


Obsessed much?

[tomflint]

Is Vodka Drinka a liverpool fan?

[Legend killer]

Gosh even the Legend Killer couldn't get the thread off the ground

Mods please close i tried my best

xxxxxx

[bbfan1991]

Apparently United fans are the only ones not from the area where the football team they support is based, so I must be imagining seeing lots of Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool fans etc in the area that I live or people I know who support them.