[Shaun]

If you're eating anything, or are easily squeamish, I suggest you don't click this:

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Right so I was walking home and I saw this dead cat, it was all smushed up and one of its eyes was hanging out by the nerves. So I took it home and decided to see how many fingers I could fit in the gaping hole that used to be the wall to its abdomen....8 boys and girls, that's right 8. Although the tearing was quite severe, it only stopped when I reached rib, I also ruptured the intestines and got cat faeces all over my hands. This was easily remedied with the use of my tongue, I lapped that thick brown milk up like a boss. How is everyone doing today?
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I genuinely feel a bit ill.