[The Human Santapede]

You have ordered:
1x Buy One Get One Half Price
Medium (11.5") Firenze
Medium (11.5") Florentine
1x 500mL tub Ben & Jerry's - Caramel Chew Chew

[The Human Santapede]

It's here! The tracker does work, screw you Nathan.

[King Gizzard]

It is automated

[King Gizzard]

you really think they'd employ someone to sit there on a computer at all their shops, that would cost them loads

[The Human Santapede]

Yes.

[Marc]

You're so fat

[The Human Santapede]

Fat and gay. I'm such a mess.

[Black Dagger]

You didn't even get the good kind of Ben and Jerry's, mess

[Shaun]

Had no idea Firenze the Centaur had an 11 and a half inch penis.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

You didn't even get the good kind of Ben and Jerry's, mess

It is the good kind. It was between that, Baked Alaska and Chunky Monkey, but I haven't had Chew Chew in ages.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cookie dough >

[The Human Santapede]

Meh, that is nice but overrated.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Had no idea Firenze the Centaur had an 11 and a half inch penis.

hahahahah

[King Gizzard]

caramel is a bit bland and i usually get it if it's the only thing left

oh god not another ben and jerrys thread

Phish Food, Half baked Cookie Dough, Brownie, >

that one with nuts in can G T F O

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Had no idea Firenze the Centaur had an 11 and a half inch penis.

[CharlieO]

What is this. Please tell me this is not dominos. I will cry. You are making me feel ill UKT.

I thought you were better than that.

[Jessica.]

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

What is this. Please tell me this is not dominos. I will cry. You are making me feel ill UKT.

I thought you were better than that.

CHARLIE! Stop being a food snob, it's a tad annoying! I like to eat healthy, but you have to let your hair down every now and then and treat yourself to the unhealthy stuff. All in moderation is fine.

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

CHARLIE! Stop being a food snob, it's a tad annoying! I like to eat healthy, but you have to let your hair down every now and then and treat yourself to the unhealthy stuff. All in moderation is fine.

BEN! No Everyone's inability to eat properly annoys me as much as my '[snobbishness]' annoys you.
I agree everything is good in moderation. But I wasn't even talking about the health aspect here. I was talking about the quality. Dominoes tastes like crap and is greasy mess. You could get a far cheaper, far nicer, pizza express oven pizza or make your own one which would still be cheaper, if you have a desire for such a meal.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

BEN! No Everyone's inability to eat properly annoys me as much as my '[snobbishness]' annoys you.
I agree everything is good in moderation. But I wasn't even talking about the health aspect here. I was talking about the quality. Dominoes tastes like crap and is greasy mess. You could get a far cheaper, far nicer, pizza express oven pizza or make your own one which would still be cheaper, if you have a desire for such a meal.

NO! DOMINOES IS AMAZING!

-kicks you in the shins and storms off to the knitting thread-

[CharlieO]

IT TASTES LIKE POO!!
For about half that cash you could get 2 posh oven pizzas and a tub of Ben and Jerry's from tesco.

At least knitting is a more productive use of your time than eating Dominoes.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

IT TASTES LIKE POO!!
For about half that cash you could get 2 posh oven pizzas and a tub of Ben and Jerry's from tesco.

At least knitting is a more productive use of your time than eating Dominoes.

But that requires effort, something I had none of last night.

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

But that requires effort, something I had none of last night.

Were you high again Ben?

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

But that requires effort, something I had none of last night.