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Old 14-04-2012, 04:32 PM #51
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Scott is half-right, it was a man who told me to get out of bed not a woman
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Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

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Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
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was he hot
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but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing
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more like fresh zoot
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No he wasn't really.
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bet i would have found him hot
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bet i would have found him hot
Has there ever been anyone you dont find hot?
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Probably

Policeman: Can you put some clothes on, please, Sir.
Scott: K how about yours? x
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Has there ever been anyone you dont find hot?
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i dont like bald people shaved head is fine but when they are balding and try to cling on to those last few strands of hair its just sad

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ngl if loads of hot police did a drugs bust on my house i would not complain
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omfg jords that is an amazing idea -starts writing fanfic-
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If that happened to me and I was sleeping nude I would die on the spot omg.
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I don't get why everyone is complaining. They are the police, if there was suspicion they have a right to check. No harm was done so get over it.
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That's terrible. Did they give you some privacy and allow you to get dressed?
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tbf it serves you right for being a naked little slut p.s. HEY I'M BACK!
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so the FBI have final got Shaun or was it the music police
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How awful. This happened to my mate when I was like 15. On christmas eve...they ripped apart all the toys and everything, her and her brother (who was like 8) were terrified. Was meant to be next doors that got searched...her mum got an apology and thats it, didnt even pay compensation for the stuff that they broke. Xmas ruined totally
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It's all the more awful especially for you all given what's happened in the past.

The police in attendence were only doing what they were instructed though - they followed orders but it's still a terrible thing to experience all the same.
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How awful. This happened to my mate when I was like 15. On christmas eve...they ripped apart all the toys and everything, her and her brother (who was like 8) were terrified. Was meant to be next doors that got searched...her mum got an apology and thats it, didnt even pay compensation for the stuff that they broke. Xmas ruined totally
Absolutely disgusting. I'd have been livid.

I don't really know much about what happens on these police searches...but I think that if they've trashed your property looking for something and they don't find it, they should have to clear it up (I'm assuming they don't) and then compensate you a small amount, or more should they have damaged anything. Seems fair to me.
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Absolutely disgusting. I'd have been livid.

I don't really know much about what happens on these police searches...but I think that if they've trashed your property looking for something and they don't find it, they should have to clear it up (I'm assuming they don't) and then compensate you a small amount, or more should they have damaged anything. Seems fair to me.
They do pay compensation to repair broken doors, smashed windows, wrecked walls etc. I just read a piece which stated in 2008 the police force (nationwide) shelled out £560,000 in compensation for raiding wrong addresses.
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