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Old 18-04-2012, 03:18 AM #1
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Default I just came for sex.

I was informed upon arrival I would recieve sexual services from a "Scott".

Any ETA on that, guys? This place smells weird and I don't deal well with pink dancing elephants. Christ, like, why is that a default smiley... Is it really in that common usage?

None of this was a good idea, oh God, what have I done.
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Welcome aboard I will contact Scott that you have arrived and are awaiting your BJ.

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I wouldn't bother with Scott. He's not worth the wait. 30 second wonder I call him

I hadn't even got hard yet.
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Well, now that the gang's all here... Y'all got real purdy lips.
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-is genuinely a bit aroused-
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Harsh but true my friend. Harsh but true.

Scott is unfortunately a premature ejaculater. It was running down my leg before he even penetrated.
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Default I just came for sex.

Isn't that the whole point .........

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Welcome, I hope you enjoy the forum and the sex but don't get your hopes up. Scott is a very disappointing shag.
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This thread has all Scott exes!
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you do know a forum penis is much smaller in real life
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If Scott brought another guy along, promising him sex, I feel like sloppy-seconds.
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