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Old 22-04-2012, 10:25 PM #1
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YES! i managed to trigger the censor with one of those names.
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he's not a footballer, but his name always, always cracks me up.

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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbainck (or however you spell it) was an awesome name.
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Apparently there was a player call Ars Bandeet
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Funny Football Player Names:

1. Stefan ****z
2. Chiqui Arce
3. Bongo Christ
4. Have-a-Look Dube
5. Ars Bandeet
6. Segar Bastard
7. Rafael Scheidt
8. Rod Fanni
9. Johnny Moustache
10. David Goodwillie
11. Danny ****tu
12. Johan de Cock
13. Milan Fukal
14. Quim
15. Brian Pinas
16. Bernt Haas
17. Uwe Fuchs
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
19. Wolfgang Wolf
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto
21. Norman Conquest
22. Danger Fourpence
23. Paul Dickov
24. Argelico ****s
25. Harry Daft
26. Ruud Boffin
27. Mark De Man


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