[Holly Christmas]

Post a funny top ten on a theme.

Here's mine. Cows!

1 Moooving on up - M People
2 Smells like Cow **** - Nirvana
3 Sweet Cow of Mine - Guns n' Roses
4 Cow out of Hell - Meatloaf
5 Moooove Closer - Phyllis Nelson
6 Veal Meat Again - Vera Lynn
7 This Charming Cow - The Smiths
8 Brown Eyed Cow - Van Morrison
9 Cows in White Satin - The Moody Moos
10 Cows on Mars - David Bowie

[Jords]

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[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by Jords

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I laughed my head off, but I am in a very silly mood today.

[Shaun]

Songs potentially about masturbation

1) "Jerk it Out", the Caesars
2) "The Edge of Glory", Lady GaGa
3) "One Step Closer", S Club Juniors
4) "It Can't Come Quickly Enough", Scissor Sisters
5) "Better Off Alone", Alice Deejay
6) "Juicebox", The Strokes
7) "Trying to Pull Myself Away", Glen Hansard
8) "I Get the Sweetest Feeling", Jackie Wilson
9) "Here Comes the Rain Again", Eurythmics
10) "Mucky Fingers", Oasis

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Songs potentially about masturbation

1) "Jerk it Out", the Caesars
2) "The Edge of Glory", Lady GaGa
3) "One Step Closer", S Club Juniors
4) "It Can't Come Quickly Enough", Scissor Sisters
5) "Better Off Alone", Alice Deejay
6) "Juicebox", The Strokes
7) "Trying to Pull Myself Away", Glen Hansard
8) "I Get the Sweetest Feeling", Jackie Wilson
9) "Here Comes the Rain Again", Eurythmics
10) "Mucky Fingers", Oasis

[Z]

Songs about sexual encounters.

1. I'm Not Alone - Calvin Harris
2. When You Were Young - The Killers
3. Death - White Lies
4. Overrated - Siobhan Donaghy
5. Notorious - The Saturdays
6. Drugs Or Me - Jimmy Eat World
7. Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger
8. Hurt - Christina Aguilera
9. Just Say Yes - Snow Patrol
10. The One That Got Away - Katy Perry

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by Zee

Songs about sexual encounters.

1. I'm Not Alone - Calvin Harris
2. When You Were Young - The Killers
3. Death - White Lies
4. Overrated - Siobhan Donaghy
5. Notorious - The Saturdays
6. Drugs Or Me - Jimmy Eat World
7. Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger
8. Hurt - Christina Aguilera
9. Just Say Yes - Snow Patrol
10. The One That Got Away - Katy Perry

[Black Dagger]

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