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Originally Posted by kizzy
In the cabinet after 5 years as an MP? ......Are you a yes man?...Yes! ...you're in!
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Unblevable, isn't it - I am reminded of the newly appointed (teenage) Prime Minister, Pitt the Younger in Blackadder III .....
http://ics-www.leeds.ac.uk/papers/vp...185&paper=1186
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At Mrs. Miggins' home
E: Well, Mrs. Miggins, at last we can return to sanity. The hustings are
over, the bunting is down, the mad hysteria is at an end. After the
chaos of a general election, we can return to normal.
M: Oh, has there been a general election, then, Mr. Blackadder?
E: Indeed there has, Mrs. Miggins.
M: Oh, well, I never heard about it.
E: Well of course you didn't; you're not eligible to vote.
M: So, who are they electing when they have these elections?
E: Ah, the same old fat tory landowners who get made MPs when
they reach a certain weight; raving revolutionaries who think that just
because they do a day's work that somehow gives them the right to get
paid... Basically, it's a right old mess. Toffs at the top, plebs at the
bottom, and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash out of both of them.
M: Oh, you'd better watch out, Mr. Blackadder; things are bound to change.
E: Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister they aren't. He's about as
effective as a catflap in an elephant house. As long as his feet are warm
and he gets a nice cup of milky tea in the sun before his morning nap,
he doesn't bother anyone until his potty needs emptying.
In the House of Commons (occasionally, sheep are heard in the background)
(a voice, the Speaker)
S: Honourable members of the House of Commons, I call upon the new Prime
Minister of Great Britain and Her Empires: Mr. William Pitt, the Younger.
P: Mr. Speaker, members of the House: I shall be brief, as I have, rather
unfortunately, become Prime Minister right in the middle of my exams.
I look forward to fulfilling my duty in a manner of which Nanny would
be proud. I shall introduce legislation to utterly destory three enemies
of the State. The first is that evil dictator, Napoleon Bonaparte.
(Members shout `Here here!!')
P: The second is my old Geography master, (Benonabreast Switchanks?).
But most of all, sirs, I intend to pursue that utter slob, The Prince of
Wales! Why, this year alone, he has spent 15,000 pounds on banqueting
(shouts of `boo! boo!'), 20,000 pounds on perfume (members all hold their
noses), and -- most astonishing of all -- an astonishing 59,000 pounds on
socks! Therefore, my three main policy priorities are: 1) War with France;
2) Tougher sentences for geography teachers; and 3) A right royal kick of
the Prince's backside!!
(all members shout affirmatively)
P: I now put upon the leader of the Opposition to test me on my Latin vocab.
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Last edited by Omah; 03-06-2012 at 11:34 PM.
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