[Romantic Old Bird]

I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS THE BEST THING TO SAY TO ENSURE YOU ARE NOMINATED FOR EVICTION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AFTER ENTERING THE BB HOUSE:

[bonzobravo]

very creative rob

[Janette]

Sorry ROB, I know it was one of Mr Clarke's lines but i've gone for "This one time, me and my mates..."

It was the thing that I seriously didn't like about Paul in the early stages, his long-winded stories were soooooo boring!!!!!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

But, he was taking the p***! He is a misunderstood genius!!!

[bonzobravo]

I think you know you are only truly deceiving yourself, paul a genius what a paradox.

Love does the strangest things.

xx

[BusyBee]

Best way to get nominated:

1. Tell everyone you are in there to become famous
2. Argue with everyone
3. Eat more food than your fair share
4. Bitch to everyone, within everyone's hearing
5. Say you are not interested in anyone there because you are too good for them.
6. Be lazy and expect everyone else to do everything for you cos you have your own maid at home
7. Tell them you have only gone into the house because you want to mix with the common people as you've never met any
8. Tell everyone that one of the producers is your best friend/ex partner
9. Go completely do lally and get a touch of the screaming habdabs
10. Keep yourself to yourself.

I think that should do the trick.

[Mairi]

"You're all boring" should go down like a ton of bricks!!

[Jayjay]

Busy Bee I agree

[Graeme]

"'Mate' every other word" I voted for