[waterhog]

first impressions - 1 sentence please about 16 HM - 6.6.12


first off,
the weather did damp,
but nothing could spoil,
its full speed on the BB slippery ramp.
Deana was first in,
with a mission more twirly then spaghetti,
i expect her to keep her dignity,
one more delightful Shilpa Shetty.
second in was Aarron,
he is a joker don't get shirty,
did not learn to much,
other then he likes lady's that are dirty.
third in was Caroline,
she failed her exams and with *BB her parents disapprove,
she's hopeless with men,
maybe being confined, her luck will improve.
Shiveon was forth,
she's got high energy, a sugar addict but needs her sleep,
while talking allot and craving attention,
but not drinking water for 6 years is cheap.
5th in was Conor,
he's to *a prankster and silly,
never chatting up lady's,
but will gladly show his party trick with his willy.
Lauren was next in,
she's 20 a student, what other factor,
ohhh she's a black belt in karate,
and on her dads Jersey farm, drives the tractor.
now the next is controversial,
i am sure ignorant people will puke,
he is a 31 year old cook,
but born female was Luke.
then we have Adam,
who's done, drugs,gangs and jail,
straight out of Compton,
his experience i am expecting a sail.
ninth in was Sara,
at 22 she is a model but eats,
she says she is confrontational,
will this bore or put bums on seats.
Scot is gay and 21,
a student of history,
his old man is rough,
will he be disappointing or a pleasure mystery.
Ashleigh is next,
a Justin Butthead fan, a bit of a psycho expose,
he loves sex and is self concious,
and swears non stop and has spent a fortune on his nose.
into housing now,
the other Luke is 25, confident and a arrogant player,
lets see if he can handle the BB mortgage,
he might be ripped off and now a payer.
Mummmamia next,
Lydia is 25 a dancer and married,
i have never heard of hubby,
but the attention he gets has carried.
the next one worry s,
at 32 he teaches, got a BA in politics and done porn,
Benedict is meant to be educated,
will he stick out like a thorn.
second from last now,
Chris is 21 a doorman, big and squeaky,
very confident with lady's,
but i feel that's freaky.
last in was Victoria,
at 41 she is a dog lover, animal rights activist and flirty,
she likes older men and strips when drunk,
and done playboy, but is that dirty.
16 lovely people,
ch5 has listened and corrected there mistake,
now don't dare get complaisant,
if you now do mind games, your hand i will shake.
thank you ch5,
you are my GOD big BROTHER,
its going to be fantastic,
and your channel will be better then any other.

[Redway]

Fair.*