[waterhog]

a change of Benedict's name - dose it suit him ? 18.06.12

you are low,
very disrespectful as of late,
for someone that's paid for sex,
do you really have to masturbate.
your name is funny,
the first 4 letters should be horny,
because H0-RNYdic is appropriate,
its not one bit corny.
you are not promoting,
infarct you are not erecting,
you are impotent,
Viagra needs selecting.
get a life,
your actions make me cower,
you said you cleaned it,
but i would refuse to use that shower.
final views please,
i will be a non judgemental banker,
what do you think of Benedict,
is he one randy ?a?k?er.

(i was just messing with words like i do - and i just woundered dose that name better suit him ? h0rnydic ?)

[Kizzy]

I wouldn't use it either haha.

[kistar]

Your poems really make me cringe
I hate to moan I hate to whinge
If you have a tale to tell
please dear God learn to spell

A dictionary is all you need
If not that then you should read
Books and prose with words galore
The spelling of which your mind will store

Your poems then could be iconic
Rather than a tad moronic
I know you have great potential
Spell correctly it is essential.

[kistar]

Sorry if that sounds a bit like teacher telling you off it was meant to be constructive

[lostalex]

spam.

[Livia]

Waterhog... for the love of God, if you don't take on board any of the advice about your spelling, please take this because it drives me mad: It's does and not dose.

[lostalex]

Maybe the mods could create a poetry section of the forum, and waterhog could post his poems there.

I personally would rather see this crap isolated to one section of the forum.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by kistar

Your poems really make me cringe
I hate to moan I hate to whinge
If you have a tale to tell
please dear God learn to spell

A dictionary is all you need
If not that then you should read
Books and prose with words galore
The spelling of which your mind will store

Your poems then could be iconic
Rather than a tad moronic
I know you have great potential
Spell correctly it is essential.

post of the day and its only lunchtime!!

[kistar]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

post of the day and its only lunchtime!!

Thankyou