[bonzobravo]

Found the following transcript of Kate talking to Spanky on the radio last night!

Kate: And I’ve got someone to go on the punchbag if they don’t hurry up back here with my food in a minute. I’ve just sent Spencer out for a pizza – he’s just joined me to give me a bit of moral support here tonight, and I’ve sent him out to get me a pizza in Leicester square, and I think he’s got lost – dunno where he’s gone, so he’s gonna go on the punchbag if he doesn’t come back soon.

Coldplay song finishes – Kate has mouthful of pizza.

K: Mmmmmmm,, that was good timing. Spencer’s just brought me back a Hawaiian pizza – hi babes.
Spencer: Hi babe
K: How you doing?
S: Fine
K: Why was you late?
S: We were..sorry, I’ve got a mouthful of pizza. Me and Becky were searching for a bar that was open whilst we were on our 10 minute wait for our pizza.
K: What a shock – you were searching for a bar.
S: The one downstairs was gonna charge us 3 quid, so we refused, the one at the pizza place wouldn’t serve us any beer. We went to a little shop, who wouldn’t serve us any beer, cos they were closed – nightmare!
K: So that’s why you’re late……….
S: So I’ve raided some guys fridge in the offices back there – I’ve emptied it. All that’s left is a bottle of champagne – I’m sorry to whoever’s fridge that belongs to.
K: Listen, do you realise I was about to put you on the punchbag – I was about to start beating the crap out of you.
S: Oooh, I’m really scared!
K: And you’ll be happy to know that Alex was put in the punchbag whilst you were out – I beat the crap out of him.
S: Good
K: Spencer’s gonna carry on eating his pizza now.

K: Spencer’s just spat pizza at me by accident.
S: I didn’t!
K: He was trying to talk to me……..
S: I did nothing.
K: You did! I saw it fly across onto the microphone.
S: I did nothing!
K: (laughs) How you doing, you alright?
S: (with mouthful of pizza) aha.
K: How many slices of pizza have you had?
S: one
K: Don’t lie….
S: It’s radio – how’s anyone ever gonna know?
K: And what did you eat this morning? At the café?
S: A small fry up
K: A small fry up….. I was trying to be ‘ealthy – I just thought I’d have some eggs and bacon.
S: ‘ealthy?! Healthy!
K: I know the word, you don’t need to tell me! You with your badge round your neck – thinking you’re part of the team!
S: I am
K: Anyway, what you been up to?
S: (laughs) You know what I’ve been up to – you’ve been with me! (Kate laughs) Don’t ask stupid questions!
K: I’m asking you what you’ve been up to last week – I wasn’t with you last week.
S: Erm…..
K: Spencer decided to play cricket for my Dad’s cricket team today
S: I did, I was great (laughs)
K: He decided to play cricket to help my Dad out, cos he was struggling – he only had 10 men, or 9 men.
S: Des – loving your work.
K: (laughs) Anyway, Des asked Spencer to play. Spencer didn’t have any whites, he didn’t have a box to protect his privates, and he didn’t have any boots, so he had to play in his baggy jeans with his nasty boxers hanging out of the top…
S: Of course I didn’t have any whites or a box – I don’t carry them round with me, do I?!
K: And his black trainers……..
S: The girls’ were going wild.
K: And tell everyone how long you lasted on the pitch.
S: 3 hours.
K: Tell the truth.
S: Don’t belch into the microphone!
K: Tell the truth and I won’t…..
S: 10 minutes. I was a substitute – I only had to do 10 minutes.
K: 10 minutes?
S: Yeah
K: That’s my boy! Can I ask you a question? What do you think of the new Appleton song?
S: I like it. We were discussing earlier the Oasis influence.
K: Yeah, cos I think Liam has had an influence on it, but I think that’s a good thing. I think it’s not very all Saints – it’s more Oasis style, which is quality. I love the new song, I’m loving it. I heard it the other week – great song. Don’t belch! You’re so gross!
S: Sorry. I think it’s a great song as well….
K: There’s Spencer’s opinion.


American woman: Ok Kate, I have an email here from Charmaine in South London. “Hey Kate! Could you please say hi to Spencer for me, and clear something up? Duncan or Spencer? We need to know.”
S: (putting on girly voice) Spencer!
K: What’s her name? Charmaine? Charmaine, here’s my answer….. Spppppeeeennnnceeeeerrrrr! (said how Spencer used to say “Kaaaaaaaaaatttteeeee” at nights in the poor bedroom to scare her!)
Hope that’s cleared it up for everybody. (Spencer is clapping) Spencer’s really happy…….
K: it’s half past 12 – time to open the champagne.
S: Ah, that’s my cue.
K: Anyway, say hi to Charmaine, Spencer.
S: Hi Char……..what’s her name? Hi Charmaine, thanks for that. Here we go, here we go (opening champagne bottle)
(Much laughter from Spencer as he hits Kate with the cork from the champagne bottle. Kate: “I need a doctor!” Then Spence says he’s pouring a spare glass for PJ.)

[bonzobravo]

It you want to hear Kate tonight go to:

http://www.capitalfm.com/webClient?guid=35

[peachy]

Thanks bonzo, it must have taken you ages to transcribe, good on yer!

[bonzobravo]

I didn't, someone else did on the Oh Spencer! forums.

lol

Thanks anyway!!

[sweetlittlesara]

I heard this but turned it off at 12 when i thought spencer wouldnt be on any more, turns out he was

[bonzobravo]

Doesn't sound like Spanky is there today!!!!!!

[bonzobravo]

Spencer was back on again from about 12am. Nothing that intresting, he said that he had been to a film premier. But admitted he had seen it the day before with Kate. So half way through the film he left, and went to the bar. lol

Kate was quite good though, her impressions though were bugging me a bit!

I wanted to here more bloody music!!!

[Glitter_babe]

Awww - those two!

For God's sake - teasing us like that...........

Sorry I missed this, I think listening to the two of them would be quite funny.

[Princess Pink Pants]

Originally posted by Glitter_babe
Mood: Ashamed after last nights drunken antics. And still a little drunk.

I know the feeling luv!