[NiallMcCarthy]

Launch: Viewers, you have 15 seconds to say goodbye to the summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!

Bonnie vs Glyn: They're dropping like flies. Now it's your chance to swat one!

Bonnie eviction: The Big Brotherhood didn't want her, and neither did you. Bonnie's coming out!

Aisleyne and Sam enter: One housemate has been evicted but two have left through the back door. Hmmm...

Sezer vs Lea vs Richard: The housemates have splintered, but who's side are you on? It's time to get rid!

Sezer eviction: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your cheers. Sezer's out!

Golden Ticket: 34 golden ticket winners. Who goes in? They decide! *points to house*

Susie enters: Welcome to Big Brother.. meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

Grace vs Nikki: Well the golden girl's lined them up, and it's time for you to knock one down. Sorry babes!

Grace eviction: Some housemates were born to be evicted, some achieve eviction, and some have eviction thrust upon them. Grace is coming out!

Lisa vs Mikey vs Nikki vs Imogen: Let's melt some plastic!

Lisa eviction: She came, she swore, she danced alot, mint! Lisa's coming out!

House Next Door: *Davina in Diary Room* Sssh!

Aisleyne moves: It's time to meet the neighbours!

Jonathan eviction: Who goes? Aisleyne decides.

Lea vs Richard: It's Mummy vs Daddy. Anyone for a divorce?

Lea eviction: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Lea, thanks for the mammaries.

Aisleyne vs Glyn vs Imogen vs Jennie vs Michael vs Mikey vs Nikki vs Pete vs Richard vs Spiral vs Susie: 12 housemates. 11 up for eviction. And all because of one big mouth. *burp*

Nikki eviction: Who is she?! Who is she?! Who is she?! You're about to find out.

Jayne vs Richard: Tonight, two forces of nature collide. Richard's hot air and Jayne's massive wind power - and only one can survive.

Jayne eviction: Behold the amazing belching lady! Go on, pull my finger!

Imogen & Susie vs Michael & Spiral vs Pete & Richard: Anyone for doubles?

Michael & Spiral eviction: It's all spiraling out of control, they're coming out in pairs!

Susie vs Mikey vs Jennie vs Imogen, ex-housemate voting opens *pans across all ex-housemates* What are they doing here?

Susie eviction: It's time!

Ex-housemates re-enter In, out, in, out... shake it all about?

Imogen vs Richard, Nikki enters main house: *covers camera* Sorry mate, it's one in one out tonight.

Nikki re-enters main house: Hold on tight, it's time for re-entry.

Final Part 1: *comes out of front door* Think it's a one horse race? Think again.

Final Part 2: It's not just about the winning, it's the taking part that counts. Bollocks!

[reece(:]

Good read, I miss Davina's presence on BB. With Brian it really feels like a cheap knock off

[smartalec2718]

The one's for Grace's eviction were priceless