[waterhog]

did this happen on Sunday ? 16.07.12

Sunday was great,
it was like being shaved a Donor,
but this was no juicy kebab,
it was more proof rotten is Connor.
he thinks he is staying,
Deana is getting the boot,
was he aiming at himself,
when at his feet he did shoot.
with Becky he added salt,
but she to is a let down and just rude,
what a dull and boring lady,
so obsessed with food.
evidence was presented,
on tape is the audio,
but Conor still refused,
he is plonker number uno.
now a bit of stirring,
LukeS and Ashley and Becky were told,
Caroline thinks Adam is the biggest player,
when i heard, i nearly did fold.
Conor again,
his problem is still itching,
to dull and boring Sara this time,
he was Deana B???????.
now a snitch,
this was Caroline's and Becky Loony tune,
they both told Conor that Lauren informed,
it was funny they named her the wooden spoon.
the best is now,
it was a LukeS set up extravaganza,
god i hope he is hurting,
i dislike him more the Abu Hamza.
taken in,
the hype made LukeS a sucker,
but i have had enough of his fake-ness,
you are no legend just a idiot bucker.
there is no Bachelor,
because in BB you are a stain,
put your top on and disappear,
LukeS you represent self-obsessed and vain.
Sara and Becky said false,
after the show the romance will fizzle fade,
i loved seeing LukeS cringe,
because he dug the whole with his spade.
a deep and meaningful chat,
which enhanced my op-ion of LukeA and Lauren,
they both agreed Caroline and Becky are sour,
respect of there observation this dose warren.
time for public humiliation,
to show the world the LukeS pose,
everyone did laugh,
this was humiliation complemented by a rose.
the scab Ashleigh and Conor did also laugh,
but admitted LukeS will be fuming,
Ashleigh needs humiliation now,
please BB let this be looming.
i have to end,
because the readers time i wont rob,
out of his own mouth,
i hope you can all see LukeS is a n??.


not sure how you lot on the forums see BB but this was my interpretation of last nights show. i can still say at this stage my winners are LukeA - Lauren- Adam- Deana - this is not in order.but they have been my top 4 for some time now. can you put your top 4 down ? or is it still to early ? love for the reader to pick one of my 4 options to see how wrong i am seeing BB - it always makes me laugh when people disagree.

1.from your poem i can see me and you see BB completely different ?
2.there was a little truth in what you say but it is distorted.
3.you are not watching the same show as us.
4.i think it is time for your medication