[devilsadvocate]

i dont have much time these days to wax lyrical about,(arugebly), the best reality show on television.so i have to limit my posts to a few a week as i'm working my gonads to the nerve..........so here goes.......it's going to be a big one.....(has pete ever said that to lea?)

i have to say that it's getting really,really interesting now.little bust-ups here and there and new freindships being formed.but i have to start with JAYNE..........what is she?.......my goodness!!!......WHAT IS IT? if there was ever a case for murder,(don't take it literally),then this ....erm,thing seems justify that case.......she lies,she bitches,causes arguements for no resaon,(the whole jennie thing was just repulsive),and she's so,so uncouth and rude.....errghh!!!when susie was trying to have a sensible conversation with her and she just starts belching like a braying donkey...WHY???.
she makes waynetta slob look like anthea turner.....what a vile pig,yukk!!!(is that unfair?.......then,tuff do-do!!!)

NIKKI.....oh dear,NIKKI.....i wrote in one post the other day that i smelt the wind of change.....now, i'm not one to say i told you so ......but.......I TOLD YOU SO!!!! i've read a few posts that say 'i used to like her but now',etc....NOW???NOW.....??? since week 1 and her 'boottleed waaateerr' tantrum,(have you noticed how she is more than happy to drink tap water now???and she still has'nt been ,erm 'violently sick'),i thought she was awful,i never liked her from day 1.....her entrance into the house was pure publicity-seeking....with half her flange hanging out.is it me or does she seem to be facially changing into some kind of grotesque demon....even when she's sober.......her face on last night show was quite scary and it's not even halloween!!!!

and micheal....he's such an oily creep,when he first went into the main house he said that he will have to vie for jaynes attention..'cos she brilliant'...(???) and how he disliked 'ash'....now he's got his head stuck right in 'ash's' poo-poo hole....he's trying to second guess the certain housmate's popularity...OFF,you're not playing in the final tonight....OFF!!!

now some nice stuff,i have to say that i was wrong about spiral....i pre-judged him and i take it all back....love him to bits.....he's just you're typical,loveable irish bloke who's 'up for the craik'...(i think thats how it's spelt).....and he's not into all that jabbering behind people's back...genuine housemate.loved the way he put jayne in her place the other night.....and his 'peddin' crank',thing was hillarious...greatt!!!

i'm also loving jennie.she's got a bit of fire in her belly and she's not affaid to stand up to people....did you see the way jayne tried to bully her and make her out to be a bitch...??? did she crawl into a corner in a fit of fake tears,looking for sympathy??? NO,she stood her ground and put that yetti i her place. she's one of the babies in the house but she never plays up to it,(unlike certain people.....???mmm,i wonder who that could be???). and the way she is starting to bond with glynn is quite endearing.....all together now......ahhh!!!

great show.....i'm lovin it!


thats it for now ....i'm off for a cup of tea and some valium!!!

[bonnie43uk]

Jayne has gone in there to stir things up, .. she's doing exactly what it says on the tin. Yes, she's a tad repulsive, but i'd prefer to see her "going on one", than Susie with her cups of Earl grey tea.

[devilsadvocate]

i think that if you have to be a 'tad repulsive' and just be an aggitator to entertain,then you're not really entertaining......just repulsive!