[waterhog]

dose anyone no Julian s Russian translation ? 18.08.12

day 2 started,
with a bed joke,
it was funny,
arrogant is not the Harvey bloke.
waking up with Julian Clary,
is surely a great event,
what other things are nice,
when "Lorinzo" says "coffe" Coileen loves his accent.
then it got steamy,
Cheyal could not believe the mingle,
when Lorenzo took a shower,
Cheryal was flabbergasted he showed his dingle.
BB reminded Julian of sleep,
but was it concussion,
i am going to ask a someone to translate,
into English from Russian.
while making breaky,
Coileen and Julie did marriage debate,
its the first time in 16 years apart,
that's allot of stress on her plate.
a little exercise,
Danica and Micheal were like a toy and aerial,
while Cheyal and Rian watched,
eating there breaky cereal.
Lorenzo went jogging,
it was on a machine and he did rinse,
while Julian and Martin discussed,
not sure if he is ever-green and a real prince.
a bit of match making,
from someone you could trust no less,
Samatha hinting to Micheal about Danica,
but we all no scum is the press.
then a bit of home life,
and it has plenty of glitter,
Julie was explaining how she raised her son alone,
but never explains signs of being bitter.
Jazmine is in the same boat,
but Colieens question will make you howl,
she can only say whats been in the press,
but can confirm she went out with Simon Cowl.
Micheal was lusting,
in the D-R he showed his frustration,
is Danica single,
BB told him to find out the "situation".
now a lovely treat,
because Russel Brand had me boiled,
but all were in agreement,
he needs a bath a brush and his pants are soiled.
a task from BB,
Julin and Micheal had to guess the celebs speech,
i don't no how it got onto lubricants,
but Micheal confirmed he had condoms in reach.
from pillar to post,
the celebs were chopping like the weather,
and after admitting to doing a sex tape,
Micheals conscious is as light as a feather.
its not over for Micheal,
in more mess he put his size seven,
while guessing what celeb has had plastic surgery,
a nice place would have been heaven.
the task results are in,
the house has failed,
while Micheal and Jazmine are shocked about Danica,
it looks like her job has had romance derailed.
Micheal took the high ground,
not understanding he is no judge or jury,
and his later sex tape revelation,
did anger and cause fury.
Coileen and Samatha done common sense,
don't write if you don't like controversial,
this was a clear pop,
about time the "press" had a bad commercial.
Danica was justifying,
trying to put light on her game,
while Jazmine made a realization,
Micheal is disappointed and has shame.
into the trap they fell,
Jazmine, Danica Rian did devil dance,
if they think Samatha wont back stab,
they don't understand zero chance.
Danica asked Micheal,
it was not deep or rushing,
but this "Fonz" maybe a player,
but it did not stop him blushing.
no dirty talk now,
Juilian and Julie were talking street,
i liked Julies honesty,
in saying how she found the pay sweet.
but a storm was brewing,
Cheryal did say this is the calm,
Jazmine was assessing all,
and reckons Danica is playing the biggest game harm.
that was day 2,
colorful, pain, pleasure, and fruitful,
and my closing comment is,
"brutal".



(after reading all my jibber - what i want to no is can anyone translate to me what Julian said in his sleep please ? and who ever helps wins a personal poem from me on what ever they want ? )