[LemonJam]

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2 pigs are eating food
one pig eats to much and he throws up
the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.

I shouldn't find these as hilarious as I do.

[Ammi]

..I think I've posted this joke before but it's still one of my favourites..(I only know 2 jokes..)..and yeah, a child told me it...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree..?..

Spoiler:

because it was dead

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree..?..

Spoiler:

it was glued to the first elephant

Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree..?

Spoiler:

it thought it was a game

Why did the tree fall down..?...

Spoiler:

it thought it was an elephant

[Benjamin]

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"I'm on a diet" one says
"On you're on a sea food diet" the other replies jokingly
"No I'm on a diet, going to eat healthy from tomorrow"
"Get it see-food. You see food you eat it, diet " ......nice one init?

[Black Dagger]

I want a joke Ben, not an essay.

[Kyle]

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow job

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I want a joke Ben, not an essay.

Oh, sorry. Try looking in the mirror then.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I want a joke Ben, not an essay.

He says 8 months later after the thread is revived. There is the joke too.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Ben

Oh, sorry. Try looking in the mirror then.

i wish i had your wit.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

There was a murder and an investigation. When the cops arrived at the house they found a man in a bathtub full of milk and banana stuck up his butt. The cop said he must have been a ce-real killer.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

i wish i had your wit.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

[LeatherTrumpet]

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six pack and a potato.

[kirklancaster]

What do you call a Spanish Golfer with no pubic hair?



Severe BallackHairLoss

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by smeagol

i like silly jokes

kid swallows a pound coin goes to hospital next day the parents phone the hospital to ask how he is doing. the nurse sorry no change lol

Where have you been ? Ya been missing ?

[hijaxers]

Have ya heard about the Homosexual sparrow ? Flew upside down for a Lark !

[Marsh.]

What do you call a coke without the c and with a j?

A joke.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Joelle.

Doctors say that masturbation is a natural, healthy, and normal thing to do. That's a relief.

Spoiler:

I was beginning to think having a wank to this fat blonde covered in her own vomit sucking off a 3 legged donkey wasn't normal.

[kirklancaster]

What do you call 2 German guys clinging to the wall above a window?


Kurt 'n' Rod.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

[-Sue-]

Q:What is the definition of male foreplay?
A: you awake

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by MTVN

I have recently been battling with a tough hokey cokey addiction, thankfully though I've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about

Actually good and funny.

[T*]

Benjamin

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

??

[-Sue-]

dr tells me to bring a wee sample from mid stream - you should have seen the looks i was getting from the fishermen me standing in the middle of the stream in my wellies trying to have a wee