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Old 19-09-2012, 09:45 PM #51
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for eating his own sweets he got from the local shop
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but just then the man got shot in his dick
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And Dean discovered that it was Latoya Jackson.
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and she was holding a big shiny nob
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And she then said 4 minutes new record.
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see if you can beat that boy
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so he did ,he beat it with a hammer
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And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.
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useing a twelve inch dildo
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Which then Amelia uses to clean her Toilet.
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who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm
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but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick
I'm sensing a theme here
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And receives a medal for such kind actions. The end.

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