[Ammi]

..well, personally I don’t think it’s necessary to keep mentioning it..I mean I know being a virgin that sort of thing makes him quite special....obviously it makes him feel chosen like the Virgin Mary carrying the Messiah...but Messiahs aren’t as popular as they used to be..so really there’s just no need to go on and on about it.....

..and I don’t think he meant to gain anything by telling us Joe..I think he gained a lot more than he wanted to already....he just wanted to pass it on to all of us...have you not noticed, he’s always been shellfish like that.....

Originally Posted by Ammi

..well, personally I don’t think it’s necessary to keep mentioning it..I mean I know being a virgin that sort of thing makes him quite special....obviously it makes him feel chosen like the Virgin Mary carrying the Messiah...but Messiahs aren’t as popular as they used to be..so really there’s just no need to go on and on about it.....

..and I don’t think he meant to gain anything by telling us Joe..I think he gained a lot more than he wanted to already....he just wanted to pass it on to all of us...have you not noticed, he’s always been shellfish like that.....

I think he was looking for a promotion, but it ended up being more of a sideways move.

[Z]

Originally Posted by InOne

Still have no idea what Greg thought he would gain by telling TiBB this

Lol it was one of those things where I was too embarrassed to tell any of my friends but needed advice so it felt more TiBB appropriate. Weird how things can be like that sometimes

[Z]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..well, personally I don’t think it’s necessary to keep mentioning it..I mean I know being a virgin that sort of thing makes him quite special....obviously it makes him feel chosen like the Virgin Mary carrying the Messiah...but Messiahs aren’t as popular as they used to be..so really there’s just no need to go on and on about it.....

..and I don’t think he meant to gain anything by telling us Joe..I think he gained a lot more than he wanted to already....he just wanted to pass it on to all of us...have you not noticed, he’s always been shellfish like that.....

AMMI!! Ahahahahahahaha!

[MeMyselfAndI]

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Zee

As TiBB's most beloved virgin, it came quite a shock to me this morning when I discovered that I have ****ing CRABS, ALL OVER MY LOWER HALF. I'm devastated, I've been upset all evening, I've literally no idea how this has happened but crabs I most certainly have. Going to the pharmacy tomorrow to get something for it, I don't even know what I'm supposed to ask for, I've had to tell my friend who stayed over here last night because you can catch it even just sharing a bed with someone who has it (which is how I'm assuming I caught crabs) which was just beyond embarrassing, and I don't know who else to talk to about this because it's so ****ing humiliating. I'm going to be known as the boy who caught an STD without doing the ST part. This is so unfair, some people shag and shag and shag and never catch anything; I share a bed and am now riddled with ****ing monsters. There are even some down on my ankles because I've got such hairy legs, it's repulsive, waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[Marc]

-stays away from Zee-

[thesheriff443]

zee is,a very open and funny guy!

[Z]

Oh I'm all better now. I suppose I shouldn't really have been complaining, at least something wanted to be on my legs.

[Maia]

Crabs

[Firewire]

how have i not seen this thread until now?! this is absolutely hilarious, yet i feel so bad (even though it was like a month ago)