[Marc]

One of the best twitter accounts around: https://twitter.com/FirstWorldPains

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My new pillows are too thick and fluffy.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My TV is too quiet at 20 but too loud at 25.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I can't close my wallet.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My neighbor's WiFi is a secured network, so I can't steal it.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I have to manually wind back the kitchen clock one hour like some sort of medieval peasant.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

Star Wars Episode 7?

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a hipster, but everyone thought I was just some hipster too good for wearing a costume.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My new phone is so thin I can't hold it using my shoulder while I'm talking.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My roommate really likes Nickelback.

[Ammi]

FirstWorldPains‏@FirstWorldPains

I won an iPad. Now all my friends are calling me an Apple fanboy.



FirstWorldPains‏@FirstWorldPains

I have so many tabs open that I don't know where the sound is coming from

..I could have written that second one..I never seem to be able to close tabs properly and if I'm listening to youtube, something else keeps popping up and playing...it takes me ages to find it..

[Marc]

[Shaun]

whitewine >

[Josy]

This one

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I have to manually wind back the kitchen clock one hour like some sort of medieval peasant.

[Marc]

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

Someone just pulled into the parking space right in front of me.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My iPad is too big to carry around with me, but my iPhone is too small for my large fingers.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I do not prefer either ad, Hulu!

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I just heard "YOLO" at work.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I got too much sleep last night.