[waterhog]

Thursdays show 16.11.12

it was like a new dawn,
no one had been had,
the whole camp was one,
and Colin was so happy to still be granddad.
Hugo to is happy,
there is no hate,
he loves everyone,
every new camp mate.
Brian was suspicious,
he don't trust the MP fox,
but he is ready,
wanting to kick her off her soap box.
advice to Helen for the trial,
Nadine was befriending,
Brian was well aware,
he thought Nadine was condescending.
Charlie had a dig,
will it dissolve,
she said the truth,
the whole camp and Helen it does revolve.
then a trial,
Helen was going to "Creepy Towers",
you all no she failed,
she had no staying powers.
like "Danica" in big brother,
her eye lashes she did flutter,
were Ant and Dec told in there ear not to hug,
or are they aware in her mouth would not melt butter.
she said sorry,
David was very understanding,
while in the "bush telegraph",
disappointment Charlie was landing.
a bit of rare truth,
Nadine's words were gleaming,
how usual is honesty,
she is correct in the hate for parliament and its demeaning.
Ashly and Charlie next,
a question for a "dingo dollar",
it was about "doctor who",
the way Eric done numbers, none can swallow-er.
a loss of direction,
Hugo was not to hot on the compass swivel,
while all enjoyed a "digestive",
there was plenty of drivel.
Helen and Ashly were chatting,
is this a friendship wond,
Helen said she is hopeless at everything,
it was the start of a Bond.
all serious from Brian,
he confirmed him and Eric are the statesmen with age,
while Hugo was being tormented,
that Nadine is really going to explode his rage.
now the mess,
Eric and Nadine said its like a skip,
Hugo feels its like a bomb,
while Brian is tired and wants more kip.
onto hygiene,
most were complaining about the smell slaughter,
i admit BO must be meager,
but it was worth seeing Brian jump in the water.
a bit of Timmy Mallet now,
all lady's washing in a yellow poker dot bikini,
but Brian's revelation about David,
was not environmentally green y.
for food were challenges,
Oz book of records had to be beat,
from all the silly challenges,
humor made this sweet.
nearly at end,
just the intro of 2 to make the camp congested,
would they help these,
instead they made them stay in a house infested.
Rosemary was understanding,
pure goodness and not a bit vile,
that was Thursdays jungle,
ohhh and Helen and Charlie are doing Fridays trial.


( this is the way i saw Thursdays best show on tv - the question is - did i miss anything. is this my shortest poem ever ? i don't think so sunny jim ?)

[Marc]

Short.

[reality1]

Damn it Waterhog, I started to read it then I realised I'd been fooled, it isn't short at all
Very good even mentioned the 2 new 'celebs'
Sorry can't give you a smilie!

[waterhog]

whats a few million letters between friends. you want to read one of my long poems.

[reality1]

Originally Posted by waterhog

whats a few million letters between friends. you want to read one of my long poems.

Ha ha that's a deal you post them and I will read them

[waterhog]

you are my fan - stan - the man - i might have to sing a sony about you. DEAR STAN.