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19-11-2012, 04:59 PM
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19-11-2012, 05:01 PM
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19-11-2012, 06:05 PM
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From Vanessa Day One Snowman  Dedicated to ukturtle. This video is just like you : happy, funny and lovely to look at!  :Image : Fairytale in New York Last edited by DrunkerThanMoses; 19-11-2012 at 06:37 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:10 PM
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From Vanessa Day Two Sexy Santa  Dedicated to Scott. We got our wires crossed a few times, but he's a lovely guy. When i think of him i always picture a lot of sexy young men wearing very little!  Happy Christmas (War is over) Last edited by DrunkerThanMoses; 19-11-2012 at 06:37 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:13 PM
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From Vanessa Day Three Santa Kitty  Dedicated to LemonJam, a really cool guy. I haven't had the chance to work my charm on you, but give me time.:  Aretha Franklin - Winter Wonderland Last edited by DrunkerThanMoses; 19-11-2012 at 06:37 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:24 PM
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From Vanessa Day Four Sexy Santa (Female; Vanessa herself actually)  Dedicated to the very naughty thesheriff433. This song is just like you : fun, jolly and always gets you going! Here's an early Christmas present for you : me as sexy Santa! Slade - Merry Christmas everybody Last edited by DrunkerThanMoses; 19-11-2012 at 06:37 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:28 PM
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From Vanessa Day Five Santa Paws!  Dedicated to our fantastic mod Niamh. You made me feel so welcome when i joined the forum!  .And you're a huge Damon fan! Brownie points for that!  Have a nice Christmas and remember : age is just a number!  Boney M - Mary's Boy Child/Oh my lord Last edited by DrunkerThanMoses; 19-11-2012 at 06:38 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:31 PM
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 Angel  In Memory of Beastie Who is too Self-Cantered to care about us, At home counting her money she never spends In her mansion that is so cold Maybe one day she will return as an angel Maybe when Vicky goes Boom Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You |
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19-11-2012, 06:31 PM
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 Snowflakes  Born on December the 25th to Mary and Jospeh Jamie received Gold, Frankincense and the other one Born in a manger, or in a cave, one of the two Three wise men came to see him according to Matthew Or Shepherds according to Luke Angels also came according to one; forget which one So in the end we say Merry Christmas to Jamie Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock |
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19-11-2012, 06:32 PM
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 Turkey  We tried to get Leona Lewis to do this, but we remember she is not famous enough, only joking. Don’t worry Jack, Santa got your letter and as you have been a good boy this year you will get your Leona Lewis Perfume, Your Leona Lewis Doll, and your 2008 Leona Lewis Calander… You know, back when she was famous and relevant….  Merry Christmas MM&I Ricky Tomlinson - Christmas My Arse |
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19-11-2012, 06:33 PM
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 Elf  Introducing Dan, Memphis, Keasha, Angie and Rachel as the Big Brother Elvescat Dolls Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone |
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19-11-2012, 06:33 PM
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 Christmas Carollers  “I Hate You All” You started this Christmas Season in a Negative Way Basically telling us all you hated us you young Grinch Don’t come into our houses on Christmas Eve, to steal our presents and stuff If you do you might be surprised by our violent snow dogs So enjoy your banned time, and return as a Christmas elf Merry Christmas Carol of the Bells (Metal Version) |
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19-11-2012, 06:37 PM
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Day 11:
 Christmas Cracker  A chubby little snowman had a carrot nose. Along came a bunny, and what do you suppose? That hungry little bunny, looking for some lunch, Grabbed that snowman’s nose, Nibble, nibble, crunch! |
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19-11-2012, 06:45 PM
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Day 12:
 Christmas Puppy  No one’s hangin’ stockings up, No one’s bakin’ pies; No one’s lookin’ up to see A new star in the sky. No one’s talkin’ brotherhood, No one’s givin’ gifts; And no one loves a Christmas tree On March the 25th. Well, except you Moses. Last edited by Jamie585; 19-11-2012 at 06:51 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:47 PM
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19-11-2012, 06:47 PM
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Day 13:
 Robin  Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the place, Were chocolate candy wrappers - no surprise when you look at Black Dagger's face. He stayed up late wrapping presents large and small, And eating all the stocking stuffers, by the look of it all. |
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19-11-2012, 06:48 PM
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Day 14:  Christmas tree  MTVN Made himself A Snowball, As perfect as could be, He thought he'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with thee. He made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first - it wet the bed! Last edited by Jamie585; 19-11-2012 at 06:50 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:49 PM
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Day 15:  Stockings  I like being friends with you and I Find your company pleasant. I hope this means a lot because I've not got you a present. Sorry Molly Last edited by Jamie585; 19-11-2012 at 06:50 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:52 PM
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19-11-2012, 06:54 PM
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 Nativity  Away In a *****s House No crib for His bed The little Lord Vicky’s Baby Laid down His enormous head The *****s had bright eyes Looked down where He lay The little Lord Vicky’s Baby Asleep on the ***** Away In A Manger |
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19-11-2012, 06:55 PM
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 Christmas Lights  We Wish You a Crappy Christmas We Wish You a Crappy Christmas We Wish You a Crappy Christmas And a Crappy New Year Merry Christmas Reece Bing Crosby - Deck The Halls |
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19-11-2012, 06:57 PM
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  Here's a Christmas story for you, You probably won't believe. I bumped into old Santa Claus Last year, on Christmas Eve. I saw him up on my roof Parking up his sled. He gave me a message for you, This is what he said I hope the Christmas spirit Brings you joy and cheer And when the spirit's finished Get started on the beer! Last edited by Jamie585; 19-11-2012 at 06:58 PM. |
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19-11-2012, 06:57 PM
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  It was Christmas Eve on a Friday The shops was full of cheer, With tinsel in the windows, And presents twice as dear. A thousand Father Christmases, Sat in their little huts, And folk was buying crackers And folk was buying nuts. All up and down the country, Before the light was snuffed, Turkeys they get murdered, And cockerels they got stuffed, Christmas cakes got marzipanned, And puddin's they got steamed Mothers they got desperate And tired kiddies screamed. |
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19-11-2012, 07:34 PM
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  She's drunk again, the old lady next door, she had too much sherry then had some more, she'll wake in the morning, no sign of Claus, just a puddle of piss on her wooden floors. He came down the chimney, saw the sight, Guessed she did this every night. But that's why we love her, this silly mess, She's kind and sweet and relieves my stress.
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19-11-2012, 07:36 PM
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  Have yourself a merry little Christmas dear Locke, Some people say for Christmas you want Novos cock, but to those haters we say no, no, no, We all all know that you want the ho, ho, ho. So buy her a gift that will blow her away, before you catch her blowing santa for pay.
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