[waterhog]

Mondays jungle - not in a brief 20.11.12

Mondays show started,
with a system shock,
Brian has left,
this is no joke or mock.
out came the chain and ball,
where one goes the other will follow,
Ashley just wants to run around,
being chained is full of sorrow.
Eric was naughty,
he did a rule break,
to try help Nadine,
not realizing his camps destiny is at stake.
Linda and Charlie are doing well,
it was not a complement,
but Linda did recognize,
they have the same temperament.
Hugo is finding it hard,
its not like carrying a silver spoon,
getting so frustrated now,
wanting to smash the cut out to the moon.
funny was Ashley,
Eric she can not understand,
and her impersonation,
was "Tommy Cooper" grand.
now a bit of teaching,
Rosemary and Helen were ridding the common pollution,
and just before the " cockney" came in,
the time was spent on elocution.
now a trial to save,
to stay in the box the longest,
step in David and psychology,
not only physically but mentally he is the strongest.
he came first,
Hugo second and Linda third,
Helen came forth,
above Rosemary its is absurd.
around the camp fire,
it was not nice talk enriching,
i am not to keen on Hugo,
and agreed with most of the b??????.
36,000 a year school,
But Eric thinks he has got no direction,
i would like to point out,
look who won the last political election.
Eric is also unhappy,
Nadine failed to save,
that was until the crocodile was dropped,
and all wanted to food wave.
school boy Hugo unhappy,
very stroppy and rude,
step in balls of steel "Rosemary",
respect for confronting his mood.
Nadine was upset by this,
Hugo was crying,
Rosemary tried to comfort,
her niceness is so relying.
next trial revealed,
the public i thank,
lets see a bit of "Hugo",
not just hearing about his balance in bank.
that was Mondays show,
i am so looking forward to the next trial,
what will kill it,
if Hugo puts his chest out and gives a fake smile.

( thank you to everyone who voted - if i wanted to a show like the one i have seen about HELEN - i would tune in to the only way is Sussex. i am so bored of this bubble head now - and anyone who votes to keep her in in any way is not being true to them-self and is just letting Helen make a bigger fool of herself.)

[reality1]

I read the entire poem, again, another good one, thankfully we get to see another person do a trial, although not sure how well he will do!

[waterhog]

reality i think the same as you mate - as a posh boy i think he is going to be hopeless - but either way it will effect the camp if he does or does not bring back the backon as the preasure will then be on for the next trial Massively.

[reality1]

Very true, actually I find my enthusiasm returning with Hugo, now either making good or failing miserably, what's the chances of even more tears, fairly safe bet?

[waterhog]

to be houest i think tears are a gaurentee. or ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mummmmmy or dadddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its horid in here.

[reality1]

Ha ha ha, very good, I can see him saying that as he throws his toys around the room!
However if he annoys Nadine, he's serving a useful purpose

[waterhog]

we need a few sparks in there.

[reality1]

Thought Rosemary would liven things up, course once the 1st person goes it might get really good!

[waterhog]

i think rosemary has - love her.

[reality1]

Oh, does that mean a poem for Rosemary coming soon?

[waterhog]

reality - never say never -