[arista]

Back from NYC gigging

She said she does work in America
as over here they say "get your tits out luv"

Matt Wright told her Off
saying you can not say tits at this hour
you can say boobs.




One American Prison bloke sent her a picture
he did of her.
He asked her do you want to know why I am in here,
she was not bothered but asked anyway
he sent a Reply saying his last Girlfriend
looked just like Jenny
he Killed her (Stabbed her 7 times) and she looked just like Jenny.
After that she stopped reply letters to the prison.


Great start to his show.