[waterhog]

Kate finally got good willy 04.12.12

this is wrong,
i am H-M-P bound,
god-for-bid if Elizabeth reads this,
the cell door slam will be the sound.
it don't seem to long,
since the wedding,
i am sure i can peace together,
because in my bin them headlines i remember shredding.
so what inspired,
have they been reading the kama-Sutra or Marie Claire,
or is it just passionate love,
and this happens through the expression of care.
in hospital now,
sever morning sickness has taken hold,
i really am worried about Kate,
because she is more wafer thin then bold.
plenty more story's to print,
this baby is going to be a world focal,
i already think its a bit OTT,
to much coverage and the press being to vocal.
congratulations Kate and William,
i hope my poem is not rude or silly,
but with Kate's fantastic news,
we all no she got good willy.


( from the jungle and my love for Ashley, to up to-date more current news that broke this morning - i now present my feelings of Will and Kate. it really is fantastic but i do think it can get a bit repetitive. the question i want to find out is - if Ashley does marry me and we have a sprog - will we get this much attention ? ps Ashley Roberts if you come across this on a internet forum please could you reply to my marriage proposal poem i sent you ? and we can sort out paying off my phone bill as i spent a fortune on you miss - AND I AM STILL GUTTED YOU NEVER WON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)