[waterhog]

the best xmas gift - poem style 25.12.12

first and for-most,
this is a 25 December delivery,
but it is still awful,
my rhymes are my cavalry.
i want to send love,
Christmas is all about giving,
and in my head,
these words have been sieving.
are you grateful,
or do you want to return to sender,
its better then a unwanted present,
like a coffee maker or blender.
this message will confuse,
its not political and has nothing hidden,
its a little controversial,
because it is strictly forbidden.
will it get you merry,
logged for ever in your memory,
or will you for ever hate,
its a possible theory.
its starting to unwrap,
internet forums are getting excited,
some wont even blink,
most will be united.
i took your time,
no present will ever beat or lift,
thank you so much for reading,
now that has been my best ever xmas gift.


(happy xmas all - i hope this makes you all smile. have a loverly day and do get drunk - i no i will.)