[SNEEZER]

Friday 21 July
Day 65, 22:38
They've had chickpeas coming out of their ears this week and obviously the lack of sugary delights has had an effect on Jennie. She's started to think her housemates are food.

After entertaining her housemates with pub stories, Jennie's hunger got the better of her and she started a round of everyone's favourite game. You know, the popular 'What food would you be?' game.

"Don't say pretzel!" she said to Mikey, "Cos they're bland and boring. Just don't!"

"No!" Mikey laughed, "It's like I ********** wanna eat them all fast!"

"What [food] would you be, Glyn?" Jennie asked. "Black pudding!" Mikey yelled before Glyn could even think of an answer. "Imogen would be a party-ring... Richard would be a piece of white chocolate," Jennie started to rant.

"I'd be a bag of sugar!" Richard joked. "I'd be a party-ring!" Imogen said, getting with the programme. "That's what I said!" Jennie quickly told her. "No," Mikey said grinning at Imogen, "You would be a rich tea biscuit... nice and boring!"

"Can I be candy floss?" Jennie said getting excited. "No; I'd like to be corn on the cob or a bucket of chicken! Pete would be a starfish fruit...!"