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What a difference a day makes. Yesterday Mikey just couldn't get enough of the prison officer power and today he is desperate to be a jailbird.

Oh, poor prison officer Mikey is missing his criminal friends. The novelty of marching around the cell like a power freak, yelling at the convicts and calling them "punks" has certainly worn off and the boredom has kicked in. He wants to be sent down.

"There is nothing to do, you can't get away," Pete lied to Mikey about prison life. "All me mates are over there," Mikey whined.

"I said 'Mikey should be here'!" Pete told him. "That's what I said!" Mikey agreed. "If anyone else wants to go, send me down!"

Aww Mikey, you may be missing your friends Glyn, Imogen, Aisleyne and Spiral, but we very much doubt that they are missing you. Life's a beach, literally, for them in prison.

While Mikey was pining for them, Glyn was happily tunnelling through to enjoy yet more time in paradise.

"Are you gonna go through to the other place?" spa-loving Glyn asked Richard. And before Richard could even answer, Glyn and his white prison pants were burrowing through the secret tunnel.

With Glyn's bottom just left poking out, Richard smiled: "And he's off... to the secret place...!"

Mikey, you have no idea how much you would love prison!

[stoney12]

ok swap him for Imogen,that would annoy him.

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Originally posted by stoney12
ok swap him for Imogen,that would annoy him.

lol that would be funny