[SiMoN!]

Pete and Glyn paid a highly spirited visit to the Diary Room this evening and Big Brother may never be the same again.

After a couple of drinks and a rummage around in the dressing up box they were dressed in matching conical-bra outfits and blond wigs. A little over-excited about their new looks the pair decided to pay a visit to the Diary Room to see if they could tempt Big Brother with their wares.

"Do we turn you on?" asked Pete with a pout. "If we came up to you in a club and offered it to you on a plate..."

"...What would your reply be?" interjected Glyn.

Big Brother tried asking what they would like the reply to be, but before they could answer, the pair were gearing up for their 'routine'.

"Let's do the little turn on them," purred Glyn.

"If you saw us doing this in a club..." Pete added.

"Let's get randy," said Glyn before they launched bizarrely into the opening bars of The Banana Boat Song.

After their beautiful rendition they turned around, bent over and smacked their bottoms suggestively. Cheeky boys.

We're not sure, but does this count as foreplay?

[SiMoN!]

[Craiggy]

That sort of looks like Pete's natural hair (doean'y look like a wig).