[Benjamin]

List ten things in your life that you will never do (not including stuff like killing, being a royal, raping, etc etc.)

[Shaun]

1) a tango with an eskimo
2) appreciate cherry cola
3) rim
4) find lee evans funny
5) climb cliffs
6) buy an item of clothing worth more than £100
7) get a piercing. especially tubes.
8) fellate a donkey
9) finish this list

[swinearefine]

1. have children
2. get married
3. eat meat
4. watch robot chicken
5. swim in the ocean
6. wear a suit
7. workout
8. play competitive sports
9. get a prince albert
10. get my driver's license (unfortunately </3)

[SharkAttack]

1. Hang-Glide or Parachute or Bungee (same difference)
2. Eat Casu marzu (the cheese with the jumping maggots)
3. Go to the Middle East
4. Experiment with hard drugs (heroin, cocaine, et al)
5. Make a lawsuit over crappy things like hot coffee or a hurt neck with a fall
6. Live in Louisiana
7. Hit my kids or family
8. Surf (did it for a long time in youth, wife wants no shark attacks)
9. Be friends with my ex
10. Leave TIBB

[Alf]

1) Eat salad cream
2) Kick a granny in the fanny
3) Support Hull Kingston Rovers
4) Enter a knobbly knees contest
5) Drive a car
6) Share a mutton vindaloo with Rusty lee
7) Visit North Korea
8) Believe in A God
9) Live forever
10) Surrender

[Drew.]

1 - go on a roller-coaster
2 - have my lip or eyebrow pierced
3 - go out for a drink with a Camel
4 - hit a woman
5 - fly a plane
6 - be a bodybuilder
7 - stop watching football
8 - live in England my whole life
9 - go to Stoke
10 - play in a world cup final

[Shaun]

rofl wannashag @ #6

[Me. I Am Salman]

1. Get a tattoo
2. Get a piercing
3. Drink alocohol
4. Smoke/take drugs
5. Go more than 2 months without cutting my hair
6. Leave my parents in a care home
7. Live in somewhere that's not a city
8. Go outside topless like some people do whenever they see a tiny bit of Sun
9. Be on the dole and not look for a job/not be in some sort of education or training
10. Go to the hellhole that is Vegas

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

3) rim

Originally Posted by swinearefine

9. get a prince albert

Originally Posted by wannashag

6) Share a mutton vindaloo with Rusty lee

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Salman!

1. Get a tattoo
2. Get a piercing
3. Drink alocohol
4. Smoke/take drugs
5. Go more than 2 months without cutting my hair
6. Leave my parents in a care home
7. Live in somewhere that's not a city
8. Go outside topless like some people do whenever they see a tiny bit of Sun
9. Be on the dole and not look for a job/not be in some sort of education or training
10. Go to the hellhole that is Vegas

The best nights result from this

[Me. I Am Salman]

I can have fun without alcohol

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jords

The best nights result from this

If you need alcohol to have a good night then you have very boring friends.

[Gstar]

1) Hate Beyonce
2) Have kids
3) Bleach my skin
4) Get married
5) Be homeless/poor
6) Take drugs
7) Spend the rest of my life in Bristol
8) Change
9) Go camping in the rain
10) Be a bad cook

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Salman!

I can have fun without alcohol

Originally Posted by 08marsh

If you need alcohol to have a good night then you have very boring friends.

I never said you cant

[swinearefine]

Originally Posted by Salman!

I can have fun without alcohol

liar

[Smithy]

Salman didnt you post in the im drunk thread a couple of weeks back

[Me. I Am Salman]

I was joking.. did people actually believe me :s