[Mitchell]

OMG he seems amaze.

[Drew.]

seems like a nice guy

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Drew.

seems like a nice guy

Oh forgot to say, unlucky

[Drew.]

its all good

[Glenn.]

Next up is Vanessa.

Her confiscated item?



*other mobile and tablets available at all good outlets

Interview

What might people dislike about you?

I have a bad temper.

What aspect of you would people find most surprising?

That i'm a caring person and i often put others first before me.

If you had 3 wishes what would they be?

To travel, be happy and go back to Italy one day.

What is the nicest thing you've ever said or done?

I gave my sister some money.

What is the worst thing you've ever said to someone and why?

I cheated on the man i loved ( @ that!)

What or who makes you laugh?

People who have the same dirty sense of humour as me! LOL

Use five words to describe your childhood

happiness, some conflict, misunderstandings, days out together, chaos

What Luxury Items are you taking into the Big Brother House?

My italian coffee machine and lavazza coffee. (which was also confiscated. Housemate have means to make coffee inside the house)

Is there anything in your luggage Big Brother would disallow?

My phone and my ipad. LOL

How do you think you will cope with life inside the Big Brother House?

I'll be fine. I love a challenge.

If you were nominated for eviction, how would you feel?

I'd be ok with it. It's just a game.

Do you have a gameplan?

No, i'll just be myself.

What would you spend the Prize money on if you won Big Brother?

Travelling.

How does Vanessa shape up?

[Glenn.]

We're be bringing you more housemate interviews tomorrow evening, as time is running out for tonight's show.

Don't go anywhere just yet. After the break we'll be in the camera runs to see how the housemates are settling in together.

[Mitchell]

Ooh. What a **** background...

[Drew.]

uh oh we have a cheat

[Benjamin]

-slashes V's odds to win-

[Glenn.]

Welcome back

LIVE FROM THE CAMERA RUNS

Here we are inside the beautiful camera runs of the Big Brother House. We're just going to have a quick peek through the mirrors to see whats happening.

*peers through mirror*

*Jake is slumped against Marcus, pointing his fingers angrily at Patrick*

''Looks like Jake is absolutely sloshed. He's just called Patrick 'a proper wanker....
....I didn't realise there was a proper way to do that?'

*background*

'THIS IS BIG BROTHER, COULD JAKE PLEASE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM'

*looks into camera with wide eyes*
''....could this be the first warning of the series?'

'Vanessa is in the kitchen, cooking already by the looks of it. Pizza I think'

Roy and Jack seem to be getting on quite well. Oh no, Jake's back. Oops... and over he goes..

*close up of Jake, sprawled on the carpet*

*Marcus rushes to help him up but he looks unconscious*

'They don't seem to fussed about it to be honest. Maybe they like the peace. No more alcohol for Jake

The others seem to be in the garden, so we're go for a break and I'll see you back in the studio'.

[Drew.]

Jakes going to do a Denise Welch in the hot tub.

[Black Dagger]

Nobody needs to see that.

[Glenn.]

Just recieved an exclusive piece of news from the house.

DAY 1- 11.10PM

Jake has vomited in the swimming pool, much to the horror of his fellow housemates. The pool is now out of bounds until further notice.

[Glenn.]

OK unfortunately that's all for tonight's show. I'm sorry for it being a little lackluster but it would of been a little more entertaining had I had all evening to prepare it properly. Damn real life matters getting in the way.

[Glenn.]

I might create a twitter live feed

[Mitchell]

Join me tomorrow at 9pm for my partay

[Drew.]

you did a good job Glenn

[Mitchell]

Yeah well done Glenn great show

[Conzors]

Wooo

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Drew.

Jakes going to do a Denise Welch in the hot tub.

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Nobody needs to see that.

[Mitchell]

Hello and welcome to Bit On The Side, we are the Mash to the main shows Sausage.


Today their will be a bit of this;


A dollop of this;


And unfortunately a bit of this;


Tonight we will be discussing what has happened in the show today! Lets go and speak to the audience! Shout peanut if your here...

[Mitchell]

Oh and just to note, that fat lady is available to be Marcus' favourite in BB14

[Mitchell]

Ok, maybe not

So what have you thought on our housemates so far?

[Jarrod]

Great mix of Housemates if i do say so myself.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Jarrod

Great mix of Housemates if i do say so myself.

I think its brilliant that their is a variety, they all seem to have their own individual purpose!