[waterhog]

sunday 19 may 2013 - soap awards - my last beg 18.05.13

i am going to beg,
i don't care if you label me crazy,
this is no pull of the leg,
i can not sit back and be lazy.
ever since i arrived,
it did only ever rocket,
never have i been deprived,
farm lady's i would gladly give my heart socket.
there is never any plucking,
watching may cause alopecia,
from watching Cain and all his ducking,
or the hot Victoria or Alecia.
not one character i detest,
all actors are supreme,
simply the best,
it must be the farm air that's green.
never is it repetitive,
yes the writers have to take credit,
this soap is never a sleeping sedative,
not one episode would i ever edit.
the soap awards are soon,
i need a favor,
in return i will buy you the moon,
the best ever cheese flavor.
please vote for emmerdale,
is slaughters eastenders and corri for sure,
it is top of the scale,
my gratitude to you is pure.

( anyone on this forum that likes emmerdale - please make sure it wins the best soaps as if corri or eastenders wins - it is a mockery.http://www.change.org/en-GB/petition...est-soap-award)