[waterhog]

a marriage proposal to Shazia Mirza - NO COMEDY 08.06.13

yes i am serious,
this is no bluff,
i find this lady funny and mysterious,
i discovered her on the wrightstuff.
so down to earth,
common sense does prevail,
marriage would give me so much "worth",
Shazia is more then "gold" on the scale.
i am so down,
negative beyond belief,
so "Shazia" except my "Queen" crown,
because i need some funny relief.
can i start the rumor,
begin preparation for our wedding,
i hope our news is taken with "humor",
this is no "spoof" heading.
every night you are on stage,
i will watch in front row seat,
i am now happy and gone is my rage,
"Shazia" you are music to my feet.
thank you so much for the chuckle,
yes my "marriage poem" is a joke,
but if it has made your knees buckle,
just say the word and i will gladly be your bloke.

( i have started all this because i must get this lady to marry me - when it is approved - if it does it can be found on this webpage - http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/ )