[Jason.]

Friday the 13th (1980) - 7.5/10

[LukeB]

X-Men: Apocalypse - 6/10

[Benzient-XXVII]

Tomorrowland: A World Beyond (2015)
8/10 > really good, but I thought the idea of just walking around anywhere in real life whilst holding the pin & whilst in tomorrowland was stupid, but because of that it was quite funny, like falling down the stairs & headbutting walls

Ripper (2001)
7/10 > good horror about the ripper

Graduation Day (1981)
2/10 > boring 80's cack

Just Before Dawn (1981)
2/10 > another duffer

Funeral Home (1980)
2/10 > really bad

Blood Beach (1981)
1/10 > terrible

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Benzient-XXVII

Graduation Day (1981)
2/10 > boring 80's cack

Just Before Dawn (1981)
2/10 > another duffer

Funeral Home (1980)
2/10 > really bad

Blood Beach (1981)
1/10 > terrible

good run.


Don't Breathe (2016)

"An old blind man is forced to guzzle a turkey baster full of his own cum"

That's the tagline we came up with when the film was finished. I'm not gonna lie... whilst watchable... the whole thing was pretty ****ing stupid. Unlikeable / unsympathetic characters all round, constantl doing stupid things... I'm at a loss as to how anyone watching is supposed to care what happens to any to them even a little bit?

It was an entertaining enough (by virtue of being just daft enough to be amusing) way to kill an hour and a half but generally a pretty bad film. I think we settled on around 5.6/10.

It gets 7.2 on IMDB and I really have no idea how.

[Jason.]

The Amityville Horror (1979) - 6/10

Originally Posted by Benzient-XXVII

Graduation Day (1981)
2/10 > boring 80's cack

Just Before Dawn (1981)
2/10 > another duffer

Funeral Home (1980)
2/10 > really bad

Blood Beach (1981)
1/10 > terrible

Justice for 80's slashers!

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

good run.


Don't Breathe (2016)

"An old blind man is forced to guzzle a turkey baster full of his own cum"

That's the tagline we came up with when the film was finished. I'm not gonna lie... whilst watchable... the whole thing was pretty ****ing stupid. Unlikeable / unsympathetic characters all round, constantl doing stupid things... I'm at a loss as to how anyone watching is supposed to care what happens to any to them even a little bit?

It was an entertaining enough (by virtue of being just daft enough to be amusing) way to kill an hour and a half but generally a pretty bad film. I think we settled on around 5.6/10.

It gets 7.2 on IMDB and I really have no idea how.

I enjoyed Don't Breathe. It was fun, suspenseful and had me on the edge of my seat. The only gripe I'd say was that it should've ended about ten minutes sooner as that whole car scene with the dog attack and returning to the house was unnecessary.

[Benzient-XXVII]

The Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 1 (2014)
7/10 > why they had to split this into two is beyond me, as a result it was a bit boring & slow moving, hopefully part 2 will be better

Komodo (1999)
6/10 > surprisingly decent film about big Komodo dragons running riot on a island

Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)
4/10 > dodgy everything

Evilspeak (1982)
2/10 > soooo boring & I don't get why it was banned? should have been banned for being so ****e

Witchboard (1986)
2/10 > cheesy horror that delivers Z's

Final Exam (1981)
1/10 > no plot whatsoever the killer just turns up randomly & starts killing people with no motive, absolutely awful

[Benzient-XXVII]

Knock Knock (2015)
8/10 > really good home invasion thriller

Alligator (1980)
7/10 > a lot better than I thought it would be, and a kid dies gruesomely filmmakers had balls

The Maddening (1995)
3/10 > can't even remember what happened

Death Ship (1980)
2/10 > similar to Ghost Ship but worse if that's possible

Dawn Of The Mummy (1981)
2/10 > dull & all the gore was in the last 20 minutes

Fever Lake (1996)
2/10 > don't remember much but I was yawning a lot

[Shaun]

Watched a couple whilst staying in a hotel last week, plus one last night:

The Wolf of Wall Street - I'd downloaded it when it first leaked but the 3 hour running time just kept motivating me to say "...some other time..." I wish I'd seen it sooner. Obviously heavily influenced by Goodfellas and I've not been a huge fan of some of Scorsese's films inbetween the two (I'm probably the only one who really didn't care about The Departed at all), it's a very funny, shocking, disgusting movie that plays out thrillingly. Yeah, there were too many F-bombs and the characters were appalling and you walk out wondering just how Jordan Belfort hasn't killed himself out of shame, but it's surprising. Didn't have Margot Robbie down as a great actress - saw her as another Hollywood starlet hired mostly for looks than anything else - but she brought a good (not amazing) deal of heart to the movie. 9/10.

The Imitation Game - also on Film4 last week. I didn't expect a lot from it because I'm of the internet folk that find Benedict Cumberbatch's hype a little bizarre (Sherlock is good but nothing more), but he was great in this. Pacing was pretty good, plenty of intrigue and the story was compelling, and Keira Knightley was surprisingly great as well. Only thing I would say is that whilst the gay element was moving, I do wonder how realistic the "sham marriage" proposal was. Which I could probably just google now but I'm typing on TiBB innit. 8/10

Sully - I can't really fault it in terms of the story, the direction and the acting, I guess... but it just felt like it was really paper-thin (and only 96 minutes, IIRC, which didn't help) and whilst the action sequences were breathtaking, the human element (which ironically the emotional thrust of the film kept underlining the importance of) just really didn't move me in any way. Hanks is obviously brilliant, but I felt more empathy towards Eckhart's first captain than him... what was told onscreen of Sully himself was too brief and uninteresting. Good cast, fine action, but didn't grab me. 6 or 7/10.

[LukeB]

Don't breathe (2016) - 8/10 - loved this film it was amazing throughout and it was quite jumpy as well with the gun shots and stuff. The blind man was quite creepy and the characters were great. I screamed at Rocky shoving the blind mans cum bottle in the blind mans mouth

[Shaun]

just watched the Ab Fab movie... it was alright. Nothing great. 5/10.

[Benzient-XXVII]

Alexander And The Terrible,Horrible,No Good,Very Bad Day (2014)
10/10 > very funny

Unfriended (2015)
8/10 > very surprising how good it was, kept me interested from start to finish

Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
8/10 > enjoyable sequel but the first was better

Alien Abduction (2014)
6/10 > it was ok was entertaining

Community (2010)
3/10 > lost interest early on & didn't have a clue what was going on by the end

The Legacy (1978)
2/10 > crappy

[Benzient-XXVII]

Trainwreck (2015)
10/10 > hilarious one of the funniest comedy's I've seen, love Amy Schumer's delivery it was so funny

Deliver Us From Evil (2015)
7/10 > good but the pacing was slow & I got bored in places

W Delta Z (2006)
6/10 > quite liked it

Containment (2015)
3/10 > another forgettable horror

Sorority House Massacre (1987)
2/10 > 80's horror are the worst

Clown House (1989)
2/10 > rubbish, I didn't know who directed this until afterwards & it made me think what I just watched & it was more disturbing then I realized

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i started watching trainwreck last year and i was confused bc she kept getting with these really hot guys when she looks like a potato?

[parmnion]

Crying with laughter cause im in it...and brooklyn, fantastic movie. One of the best ive seen.

[Morgan.]

The Interview - 8/10

[Benzient-XXVII]

The Change-Up (2011)
9/10 > very funny body swap comedy

Julia X (2011)
8/10 > the hunter becomes the hunted, love how it twisted back around to the bad guy

Insidious Chapter 3 (2015)
8/10 > better than part 2

The Voices (2015)
8/10 > amusing throughout, the Cat had the best lines

Scooby-Doo Wrestlemania Mystery (2014)
7/10 > entertaining mystery

Roadside (2015)
4/10 > premise was good but I felt that bad guy was just doing it for a laugh & not for a reason

[Braden]

Space Jam was on ITV2 earlier

As one of my favourite films as a kid, it makes me feel quite nostalgic. Funny watching it back and realising how bad the film is, though it will always be signifcant and enjoyable for me.

[Jason.]

Eden Lake (2008) - 9/10

I'm surprised I'd never seen this until now but I thought it was fantastic. Very raw and brutal. Great protagonists too that you end up fiercely rooting for. The unjustified ending left me furious but it fitted in well with the film that it doesn't take away from it all.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Eden Lake (2008) - 9/10

I'm surprised I'd never seen this until now but I thought it was fantastic. Very raw and brutal. Great protagonists too that you end up fiercely rooting for. The unjustified ending left me furious but it fitted in well with the film that it doesn't take away from it all.

I'm sure I was talking to someone on here about this recently (or possibly ages ago), it's one of my favourites and very underrated.

Spoiler:

I feel the same about the ending, it's really upsetting but it adds to the disturbing aspect of the film which I think makes it better and more shocking, rather than taking the happy ending route.

[Babayaro.]

Eden Lake is a classic! Such a disturbing film

[Benzient-XXVII]

Scooby-Doo Moon Monster Madness (2015)
8/10 > like most Scooby-Doo straight to DVD films it was entertaining

Scooby-Doo Legend Of The Phantosaur (2011)
8/10 > it was quite amusing

Scooby-Doo The Music Of The Vampire (2011)
6/10 > I was cringing a fair bit because I hate musicals, but it was okay I guess

Body Bags (1993)
4/10 > anthology of 3 short horror themed films, the first was good but the other two were poor which dragged my score down

The Horde (2009)
3/10 > bad french (I watched the dubbed in English version) zombie film

Nightmares (1983)
3/10 > four short horror tales that didn't held my attention

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

I'm sure I was talking to someone on here about this recently (or possibly ages ago), it's one of my favourites and very underrated.

Spoiler:

I feel the same about the ending, it's really upsetting but it adds to the disturbing aspect of the film which I think makes it better and more shocking, rather than taking the happy ending route.

Yeah I remember you and Marc talking about it during the Halloween Countdown I think. But yeah I loved it. It's one of those films that stays with you for a while after watching and the fact it's so realistic and can easily happen to you is why it's so effective. I love horror films like that.

Spoiler:

And yeah I'm glad they didn't go down the happy ending route, it's an original ending and it makes it all the more scarier that the kids pretty much got away with it.

When Jenny realises she's in Brett's house

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Benzient-XXVII

Scooby-Doo Moon Monster Madness (2015)
8/10 > like most Scooby-Doo straight to DVD films it was entertaining

Scooby-Doo Legend Of The Phantosaur (2011)
8/10 > it was quite amusing

Scooby-Doo The Music Of The Vampire (2011)
6/10 > I was cringing a fair bit because I hate musicals, but it was okay I guess

Body Bags (1993)
4/10 > anthology of 3 short horror themed films, the first was good but the other two were poor which dragged my score down

The Horde (2009)
3/10 > bad french (I watched the dubbed in English version) zombie film

Nightmares (1983)
3/10 > four short horror tales that didn't held my attention

I quite liked The Horde actually, even if it was very OTT lol. The scene where the main character is on top of the car fending off hundreds of zombies is ridiculous!

[Xtopher]

Rosemary's Baby. 10/10 Classic.

[MB.]

La La Land - 9/10

Not 10, only because the middle drags ever so slightly and because I'm not buying Ryan Gosling as the saviour of jazz